Mead & Mayhem League

Back, but at what cost…… May 10, 2021

Coach Berzo was finishing the last dregs of a bottle of Lizard Ale while looking out from his office overlooking the empty stadium, around him lay numerous Witch elves and amazons and the remains of what looked like weeks of heavy partying. It had been 5 weeks since the end of the last season and […]

The Dark Side May 8, 2021

‘You need to, you want to, you should, you can, you are able, no one will know, no one will care, stomp, Stomp, STOMP’ Giver woke up suddenly sweating, his blanket was sodden with sweat;he could hear the snores of his fellow room gnoblar from the bed opposite. He put on his uniform, put on […]

The time hade come. May 8, 2021

“Do not long for peace, for there can be none while any druchii still draw breath. Embrace war as the crucible of your valediction, the means to purge this stain upon our people. Swear oaths of vengeance, not to me or your companions or to the uncaring gods, but to fallen mothers and […]

MML Season Preview: What’s Hot in S27 May 8, 2021

With season 27 of the MML soon upon us, now’s the perfect time to take a quick dive into the teams who’ll be competing for this year’s trophy. So without further ado here’s the S27 ‘Who’s hot and who’s slightly less hot’ awards. Hot – Diversity A total of 50 teams have registered for season […]

Sackville Second Season Breakfast May 6, 2021

Eddie the Smeagol had a very adequate first season as player coach of the Sackville Elevenses entering in the semi-pro Chaos Prime Republic league. They even managed to win their very first game of the season vs Big Hope, a predominantly snotling team who’d managed to hire a few Ogres, but not particularly bright ones, […]

Preparation May 4, 2021

It was early in the morning, when Paleidokos was woken up from a mounted messenger. He had an urgent message from the MML League commissioner that his team was successfully listed. The new season would begin soon and he was relieved and tense in the same moment. His hands begun to sweat from excitement. He […]

Our Pizza’s a Killer! We’ll Surely Deliver! April 30, 2021

“Our pizza’s a killer! We’ll surely deliver!” – So this was the motto of the team which coach Josiah Frost had now found himself managing. It had been a while since he had the pleasure of coaching a team in the MML. He had reached success in leading the Fife Falcons to being champions in […]

A Helping Hand April 30, 2021

It was the Souls most important game in years. An MML Pro semi-final with the legendary Hopeless Necromantics and they were in trouble! The Bowel of London was packed to the rafters with screaming fans, mostly rats and goblins with more limbs than they should have been entitled too but sprinkled among them a few […]

The Squig ate the original draft ;) April 30, 2021

She was tired, so tired, so fat and so tired, tired, tired, tired…and fat, so, so fat. But she had to be fat because a thinner person wouldn’t have had the stature to contain her rage, the metabolism to cope with all the loathing she felt for the league and everyone in it. She […]