Author: Spawn_Of_Cthulu

November 20, 2018 by Spawn_Of_Cthulu

Are the Legends really legends?

Coach Spawn sat in his dimly lit office. Stat sheets from every game scattered across his desk. It was a rough first season in the pros with the Legends. They just didn’t seem up to the task. Or was it… Read the rest

September 27, 2018 by Spawn_Of_Cthulu

1 loss. 1 toss

The coach sat in his office. It was the day following his loss to those Norse. Half naked men running around the pitch. Disgusting! But, those Norse hit hard. It wasn’t the start he wanted from his team. Similar to… Read the rest

September 18, 2018 by Spawn_Of_Cthulu

The Return of The Legend

A hooded figure standing in the shadows watching the players in the Under the World League. He had stayed hidden since the owner of the Butts decided to trophy case the team. Fans blamed him for the Butts fate. Failing… Read the rest

April 22, 2017 by Spawn_Of_Cthulu

King Of Yolo No Mo’

Coach Spawn sat in his office looking over the injury report from week 2. Mostly strains, sprains and bruises. Then he saw the one he was looking for. Twerkin’s. Most knew him as the King of YOLO after the Orcidas… Read the rest

December 8, 2016 by Spawn_Of_Cthulu

Another Game, Another Rock

Morning After with Coach Spawn our interviewer Chuck E. Cheese. Coach, tell us your thoughts about what transpired last night. Well Chuck, I’m calling into question the security of the MML. We play a rough game and injuries happen. But… Read the rest