Author: Whiskey_Tornado

July 17, 2017 by Whiskey_Tornado

When Life Gives You Mold

A tear rolls down the cheek of Papa Whiskey and stains the official Snitchburgh city council letterhead. His family had run this restaurant for generations, “It was fine enough when Great Great Great Great Granddad Whiskey opened this place, and… Read the rest

July 4, 2017 by Whiskey_Tornado

Local Eatery Under Investigation

*A slick new graphic for Snitchburgh’s channel 6 news plays on the TV before cutting to lead anchor Wally Whiskers* “2 found dead inside a popular local eating establishment, can the owners be to blame? We turn to our field… Read the rest

June 26, 2017 by Whiskey_Tornado

Grand Re-Opening

*The camera opens on a dilapidated building, a sign barely hanging onto the side of the wall reads “Papa Whiskey’s GG Quick Bite, Pies served hot and fresh!”* Hi, it’s your old pal Papa Whiskey here to welcome you to… Read the rest

September 21, 2016 by Whiskey_Tornado

A Costly Win for the PieRats

(A large group of reporters are gathered waiting for the weekly press conference when Whiskey approaches the microphone.) “Before we start, I just want to take a moment to say goodbye to one of our beloved brothers. A true Snitchburgh… Read the rest

September 5, 2016 by Whiskey_Tornado

Iron League welcomes the Squeal City

Snitchburgh, RA – A collective sigh of relief was let out by the Blood Bowl loving citizens of Snitchburgh. The Iron League has opened the door for the Black and Mold after their future was looking pretty uncertain. The PieRats… Read the rest

Mead & Mayhem League