Hello MMLPro fans, League Apothecary More_Shots here with the bowl week injury update.
Sadly injuries and deaths are STILL down. Week 8 had only 7 injuries and 2 deaths. That is 2 weeks in a row that we have had that. I think that injuries will be down in the bowl games. Teams will be focused on scoring and getting the win and not as focused on bashing each other into the pitch. The only thing that may increase injuries is if games go into OT. If some of these elf or rat teams end up in long drawn out games I might be very busy.
McMurty’s Famous Bowl
All players healthy
Spike! Magazine Bowl
All players healthy
Happy Serenity Bowl
INJURED, Lineman Augustus for Remember the Tyrants
INJURED, Catcher Timur for Remember the Tyrants
Orcidas Bowl
All players healthy
Goblin Gambling Bowl
INJURED, Lineman Nizik for Roquefort Ramblers
INJURED, Lineman Patchyk Jr. for Roquefort Ramblers
INJURED, Gutter Runner Skitterdash for Roquefort Ramblers
INJURED, Lineman Elthel for Nevermoor Ravens
Talisman ‘R’ Us Bowl
INJURED, Witch Elf Strikes for Darkmoon Blades
Bloodweiser Bowl
INJURED, Blitzer Jekil Fentleberry for Gottleib Gladiators
The Frozen Thrones vs The Green Tide Titans
All players healthy
The Cold Hard Truth vs Innsmouth Deep Ones
INJURED, Beastman Point-mulgors for Innsmouth Deep Ones
The obituary column has a very sad entry this week. Cheese Danish met his demise this past week against the Treehawks. He only survived 3 turns before taking a deadly punch from a wood elf. In brighter news we had another loner die this week. Whulutch was filling in on the Skuttle Butts. He made the foolish move of attacking a dark elf with block. The both down happened and he was quickly killed.
Pierre’s Pastries
Lineman Cheese Danish: Deceased
Skuttle Butts
JOURNEYMAN Lineman Whulutch: Deceased
My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the MML and Farm. We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet victory and achieve fame and glory in the MML.
As always, I’ve got a shot for ya, More_Shots