Hello #first we kills it than wes eats it fans.
Reporter#1: Are you playing the darkmoon blades?
Coach CHASEJJ: Yes we are.NEXT!
Reporter#5 Is there a chance we will see more under the table items happening?
Coach CHASEJJ: It is blood bowl there is always under the table stuff happening. However that also depends on you view some might say that it is”under that table” to tell the team that after the game they can eat anyone they kill so it is all up to your point of view.NEXT!
Reporter#4 It is rumored that your two star blitzers are out for this game is that true?
Coach CHASEJJ: Yes it unfortunatly is true. NEXT!
Reporter#9 Can you give the fans a insight on how the team will play?
Coach CHASEJJ: Well I can’t give everything away,but I can say this much WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NEXT!
Reporter#34 We have heard that the darkmoon blades players have been playing very off…….can you tell us if you are surprised,and whether or not you had anything to do with it?
Coach CHASEJJ: (it worked? great) Ahem no I am not surprised and no I did not have anything to do with it.
Make sure to turn those cabal vision dials to the match on WEDNESDAY at 4pm central time.
Thats all for now and remember to kill it than eat it