After contracting what was initially thought to be Nurgles Rot the head coach of the Darkmoon Blades has been missing, presumed dead. However in a shocking turn of events he has shown up for training this morning looking better than ever, queries of what the hell is going? are you undead? or even are you now a spy for one of the Chaos teams in the league were met with a simple an effective answer, “‘As it turns out the XXL McMurtys cheese shake does not sit well with my delicate stomach.”
The players are somewhat bemused as it means they now have to stop torturing the goblin assistant coaches and get on with some real work.