#FreeDonJamaica

Dear fans of the Power Hour,

  • Recently the media has been covering some unusual behavior of our coach More_Shots a.k.a. Don Jamaica.
    It is true that he has been arrested and is currently being held without bail.
    The Power Hour have sent team lawyer Johnnie CochRAM to represent him.image
    Johnnie CochRAM promises to act quickly in an effort to free the coach before the bowl game.
    If this does not happen Bill COWher will take to the sidelines and coach the team in an interim capacity.

Current Charges Currently Leveled Against More_Shots

1 count – Putting tomatoes in clam chowder.
7 counts – Spreading a false rumor.
1 count – Robbing a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
79 counts – Swearing in front of women and children.
7 counts – Getting get a fish drunk.
3 counts – Participated in a duel.
1 count – Illegally carry of violin in a paper bag.
4 counts – Operating a vehicle while sleeping.
1 count – Steal more than $1000 worth of grease.
5 counts – Stealing Candy from a baby.
12 counts – Stealing cattle.
4 counts – Cattle tipping with intention to harm
1 count – Shooting at Welshman with a longbow on Sunday.
14 counts – Cursing at the Queen’s swans.
2 counts – Carrying a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
1 count – Possession of a crab without a license.
1 count – Possession of a bear without a license.
9 counts – Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.
1 count – Intoxicated while in charge of a horse.
1 count – Possession of a drunk horse.
2 counts – Misdemeanor of tripping a horse.
Possesion of:
Orcaine
Elfstasy
Crystail Meh
Heorcin
LySkinkgic acid Diethylamide

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