*The camera opens on a dilapidated building, a sign barely hanging onto the side of the wall reads “Papa Whiskey’s GG Quick Bite, Pies served hot and fresh!”*
Hi, it’s your old pal Papa Whiskey here to welcome you to the grand RE-RE-RE-opening of the Papa Whiskey’s GG Quick Bite! We’re not you’re average pizza stop, we’re at institution! Consistently voted 3rd best ‘Za in all of the iron league!
We serve a hard working blue collar pie for the hard working blue collar guy! None of this stuck up snobby rank 1 hippy food, and only a savage would settle for number 2.
So come on down and grab a slice! Doors open at 10:30 EST tonight and remember what old Papa Whiskey always says! “That’s an….. okay…. pizza!”
Mention this ad and get a free serving of Gingerbread Boys*
*Deal not valid at locations and up to managements discretion