It has been quite some time since we have heard from coach DaltMc here in Camp Brandy. Mauz is on a two game win streak after their loss in week two to The Grandiose Gladiators. Needless to say what he’s been up to has been working. Early this morning coach held a rather large press conference outside of the stadium here in Camp Brandy. He was surrounded by team officials, owners, and players on the podium.
“Thank you all for coming out today. I know that the Mauz camp and myself have been media silent as of late, but I can assure you that it comes with good reason. My friend and team co-owner Johnny Malice as well as the other co-owners of the team were looking to move their investments out of the beautiful sport of Blood Bowl. With their involvement in the Cranium Conspiracy they have found more chances as acquiring gold in the legal system than in Blood Bowl. So the collective group offered me a buy out for sole ownership of Mauz. Not wanting this team to fall into the wrong hands I gladly took this offer.
With funds that I have been receiving from our Mauzquick and Just Score sponsorship as well as my hefty pay checks over the last two and a half season. I had amassed enough funds to buy the team outright with no assistance or finance. So at this time I am announcing myself as the sole owner and head coach of Mauz. It’s been a great two and a half seasons and I have enjoyed all of my time here in Camp Brandy. We have a great Blood Bowl program here and I want to see it continue to grow as it has the past two years. I will continue to work our boys hard and mold them into champions. At the moment we are the number one team in the Noble South Conference and we look to finish the regular season at that spot. We will strive to be the best and bring home Mauz’s first ever MML Championship this year. We’re approaching the final weeks of this season and every game counts more than ever. If we keep on our winning path we will look to play either Reptile Dysfunction or The Grandiose Gladiators once again in the Noble South Championship. We will take all challengers ready, willing, and able we will extend this streak and be your MML Champions! THIS IS THE YEAR OF MAUZ AND WE ARE NOT GOING AWAY ANYTIME SOON!”
The crowd erupted at the end of his speech and the entirety of Camp Brandy sang the Mauz fight song / creed in unison. It was really quite a beautiful display. It is safe to say that spirits are high here in the Camp and that Mauz will prosper under their new ownership for years to come! With a game against Celebrity Reptiles this weekend it is great that everyone is so fired up for the promised play off run. We will bring you the low down and the press conference after their game. You can only find it here at the Mauz Tribune!