As Season 9 of the MML draws to a close it comes time to sit back and reflect on the previous season.
A mid season promotion after a whopping 3-0-0 start lead to a still very respectable 5-1-1 for the full season, everyone on the notably reclusive team has already been awarded their bonus which they’ve asked to remain undisclosed…..
Of course the season wouldn’t have gone as well as it did were it not for the heroic sacrifice of some key players throughout the season, in no particular order;
Sindri: Level 2 Dodge Assassin
Liked: Standing next to Dwarves, Being surfed to death
Disliked: Actually stabbing things
Indrick Boreale: Level 3 Block Leader Runner
Liked: Naps, not moving very much
Disliked: Being on the pitch
Limthrin: Level 4 Blodge Kick Lineelf
Liked; Hoofing the ball up field, Bloodweiser Babes, Not being on the Line of Scrimmage
Riitain: Level 3 Wrestle Kick lineelf
Dislked: Kicking the Ball (Editors note: he had a surprisingly sunny disposition for a dark elf, It may have been the massively inflated pay contract he is rumoured to have signed midway through the season after Limthrin’s unexpected death at the hands of Orgrimar of Tainted Destroyers)
Lucifron: Level 2 Blodge Blitzer
Liked: Goth Rock, Eyeliner, Loitering in the team graveyard after training
Disliked:His Parents, Authority,
Strikes: Level 3 Blockstep Witchelf
Liked: Dancing Gymnastics, Blood Sacrifice
Riitain and Limthrin, both superstar kick players having been training together on the team since day one of the MML we salute you. May you forever serve the Witch King in death!
(Editors note, it is commonly believed that the shrewd Dark Elf coach tactically sacrifices his players on the pitch in honour of Nuffle and furthermore some superstitious sports fans believe this can even influence the outcome of the match in their favour!)
Always remember Sportsfans, as Assistant Coach Giantdad says, Get back up and Pwn them!