League Memorandum re: Records (post-S2)

To: All Coaches

From: The Mead & Mayhem

Subject: League Records as They Existed at the Conclusion of Season 2

As previously announced in this League’s memorandum of April 16, 2016, Keeper of Records Serious Jest has been compiling a list of the current team single-game records in several relevant categories, for your amusement, ego-boosting (or ego-bashing, in the cases of those of you on the receiving end of these records), and bragging rights. He has now successfully reconstructed numerous League records as they stood at the conclusion of 2. Please find them at the bottom of this memorandum. Since Season 2 marked the commencement of postseason play (Playoffs and Bowl Games), you will also see below a separate list of postseason team single-game records.

Since we have now completed 3 weeks of Season 3 play, some of these Records may not be up-to-date. However, the League is providing them for historical purposes: to provide a snapshot of how the League Records had changed in comparison to where they stood at the conclusion of Season 1, which was previously posted in the April 16, 2016, League memorandum.

As mentioned last time, intelligent feedback, including good ideas for improvement, is encouraged.  You may submit such feedback via the League PSN messenger group, or directly to Serious Jest at seriousjest@gmail.com. Bone-Head ideas or Really Stupid comments will be met with a 3-dice block and a League bounty on your head.

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Record Stat Team Coach Against When
Highest Ball Possession Percentage 87% Wrecking kru Caven08 vs. Mauz S2 Wk2
North Grove Gale CommieCOZY vs. The Cheese Stands Alone S2 Wk2
Da Orcs of Rome eddyeddy202 vs. Mauz S2 Wk3
Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado vs. Mauz S2 Wk5
Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half 56% Itschodaddy Its_cho_daddy at Rookie Mistakes S1 Wk3
Da Orcs of Rome eddyeddy202 vs. The Cold Hard Truth S2 Wk4
Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half 75% North Grove Gale CommieCOZY vs. The Cheese Stands Alone S2 Wk2
Most Passes 9 Fresh Princes MGiteau12 at Seathiel Treehawks S1 Wk3
Most Succesful Catches 9 Fresh Princes MGiteau12 at Seathiel Treehawks S1 Wk3
Most Successful Interceptions 1 Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Thee Grandiose Gladiators S1 Wk1
Darkmoon Blades Leathyndra vs. Skuttle Butts S1 Wk3
The Cold Hard Truth Sestonn at Mauz S2 Wk1
Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist at New Orcland Grunts S2 Wk2
Quelaag’s Khorne Flakes GalfonOrbit at Darvi Bloodwings S2 Wk2
Merthyr Shock’n’Ore shakytumbleweed at Darkmoon Blades S2 Wk3
Skuttle Butts Spawn_Of_Cthulu at Pierre’s Pastries S2 Wk3
Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Wrecking kru S2 Wk4
Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado at Nevermoor Ravens S2 Wk4
Thee Grandiose Gladiators TigerShark4NU vs. Mauz S2 Wk8
Most Blocks Succeeded 81 Pork Attack bortbot18 vs. The Dark Oak Deerskins S2 Wk6
Most KOs Inflicted 9 Mauz DaltMc vs. The Dark Oak Deerskins S2 Wk4
Most Injuries Inflicted 5 Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist at The Dark Oak Deerskins S2 Wk5
Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Roqeufort Ramblers S2 Wk8
Most Kills Inflicted 3 Da Orcs of Rome eddyeddy202 vs. Skuttle Butts S2 Wk6
Most Yards Running 158 Skuttle Butts Spawn_Of_Cthulu at New Orcland Grunts S1 Wk1
Most Yards Passing 86 Quelaag’s Khorne Flakes GalfonOrbit at The Frozen Thrones S2 Wk6
Most TDs 5 Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Fresh Princes S1 Wk3
Remember the Tyrants The_Crow_09 vs. Darvi Bloodwings S2 Wk1
Skuttle Butts Spawn_Of_Cthulu vs. New Orcland Grunts S2 Wk5
Most Armour Breaks 24 Mauz DaltMc vs. The Dark Oak Deerskins S2 Wk4
Most Players Expelled 3 New Orcland Grunts preach_mj at Mauz S2 Wk6

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Record Stat Team Coach Against When
Highest Ball Possession Percentage 78% Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half 43% Da Orcs of Rome eddyeddy202 at Los Pumas S2 McMurty’s Bowl
Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half 62% Reptile Dysfunction hezekiah87 at Wrecking kru S2 Spike! Magazine Bowl
Most Passes 2 Roquefort Ramblers MGiteau12 at Nevermoor Ravens S2 Goblin Gambling Bowl
Gottleib Gladiators Just_Stevie13 vs. Bill COWher Power Hour S2 Bloodweiser Bowl
Wrecking kru Caven08 vs. Reptile Dysfunction S2 Spike! Magazine Bowl
Most Succesful Catches 2 Roquefort Ramblers MGiteau12 at Nevermoor Ravens S2 Goblin Gambling Bowl
Gottleib Gladiators Just_Stevie13 vs. Bill COWher Power Hour S2 Bloodweiser Bowl
Wrecking kru Caven08 vs. Reptile Dysfunction S2 Spike! Magazine Bowl
Most Successful Interceptions 1 Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most Blocks Succeeded 68 Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most KOs Inflicted 9 Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most Injuries Inflicted 4 The Cold Hard Truth Sestonn vs. Innsmouth Deep Ones S2 Playoffs, 2v3
Bill COWher Power Hour More_Shots at Gottleib Gladiators S2 Bloodweiser Bowl
Most Kills Inflicted 1 Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado vs. The Cold Hard Truth S2 Playoffs 2v3
Bill COWher Power Hour More_Shots at Gottleib Gladiators S2 Bloodweiser Bowl
Most Yards Running 112 Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most Yards Passing 16 Roquefort Ramblers MGiteau12 at Nevermoor Ravens S2 Goblin Gambling Bowl
Most TDs 3 Reptile Dysfunction hezekiah87 at Wrecking kru S2 Spike! Magazine Bowl
Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most Armour Breaks 17 Leaping Lizard doneagle_ at Mauz S2 Orcidas Bowl
Most Players Expelled 3 Da Orcs of Rome eddyeddy202 at Los Pumas S2 McMurty’s Bowl