League Memorandum re: Records

To: All Coaches

From: The Mead & Mayhem League

Subject: Development of League Records Department

By special appointment, Serious Jest has taken on the role of Keeper of Records. As such, he has set out to compile a list of the current single-game records in several relevant categories. Having combed through countless game recaps, he has successfully reconstructed numerous League records as they stood at the conclusion of Season 1. Please find them at the bottom of this memorandum.

The League is providing this sneak peek of SJ’s work in progress not just for your early amusement or as a teaser, but it is also hoping that you all may provide useful feedback. Are these categories interesting? Are there relevant categories that are missing? Please note that he plans to amend these records as he begins to comb through Season 2’s games, and they will not remain segregated by season…meaning that he will not provide league leaders for each season individually, only the all-time record holders. Asterisks (*) currently denote that the match was conceded by one side.

Please submit feedback via the League PSN messenger group, or directly to Serious Jest at seriousjest@gmail.com. Good ideas are much appreciated. Bad ideas will be met with public chastising and a session with the Gimp.

Record Stat Team Coach Against When
Highest Ball Possession Percentage 68% Thee Grandiose Gladiators TigerShark4NU at Mauz S1, Wk3
Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half 56% Itschodaddy Its_cho_daddy at Rookie Mistakes S1, Wk3
Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half 50% The Green Tide Titans thunden vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk2
50% Merthyr Shock’n’Ore shakytumbleweed vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk3
50% Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Fresh Princes S1, Wk3
50% Fresh Princes MGiteau12 vs. Mauz S1, Wk1
50% New Orcland Grunts Preach_MJ vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk4
50% Cheese Greaters ninjatwok at New Orcland Grunts S1, Wk4
*50% Itschodaddy Its_cho_daddy vs. Spatanz! S1, Wk2
*50% Spatanz! at Itschodaddy S1, Wk2
*50% New Orcland Grunts Preach_MJ vs. Cult of Khorne S1, Wk3
Most Passes 9 Fresh Princes MGiteau12 at Seathiel Treehawks S1, Wk3
Most Succesful Catches 9 Fresh Princes MGiteau12 at Seathiel Treehawks S1, Wk3
Most Successful Interceptions 1 Darkmoon Blades Leathyndra vs. Skuttle Butts S1, Wk3
Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Thee Grandiose Gladiators S1, Wk1
Most Blocks Succeeded 70 The Green Tide Titans thunden vs. Mauz S1, Wk4
Most KOs Inflicted 6 Cult of Khorne DemonicDraco vs. Skuttle Butts S1, Wk2
Most Injuries Inflicted 4 Darkmoon Blades Leathyndra vs. Skuttle Butts S1, Wk3
Merthyr Shock’n’Ore shakytumbleweed vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk3
The Green Tide Titans thunden vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk2
Most Kills Inflicted 2 Darkmoon Blades Leathyndra vs. Skuttle Butts S1, Wk3
Most Yards Running 158 Skuttle Butts Spawn_Of_Cthulu at New Orcland Grunts S1, Wk1
Most Yards Passing 78 Itschodaddy Its_cho_daddy at Rookie Mistakes S1, Wk3
Most TDs 5 Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist vs. Fresh Princes S1, Wk3
Most Armour Breaks 18 The Green Tide Titans thunden vs. Cheese Greaters S1, Wk2
Most Players Expelled 1 Cult of Khorne DemonicDraco vs. Darkmoon Blades S1, Wk1
Merthyr Shock’n’Ore shakytumbleweed at The Skyhome Swifts S1, Wk2
Fresh Princes MGiteau12 at Seathiel Treehawks S1, Wk3