To: All Coaches
From: The Mead & Mayhem League
Subject: Development of League Records Department
By special appointment, Serious Jest has taken on the role of Keeper of Records. As such, he has set out to compile a list of the current single-game records in several relevant categories. Having combed through countless game recaps, he has successfully reconstructed numerous League records as they stood at the conclusion of Season 1. Please find them at the bottom of this memorandum.
The League is providing this sneak peek of SJ’s work in progress not just for your early amusement or as a teaser, but it is also hoping that you all may provide useful feedback. Are these categories interesting? Are there relevant categories that are missing? Please note that he plans to amend these records as he begins to comb through Season 2’s games, and they will not remain segregated by season…meaning that he will not provide league leaders for each season individually, only the all-time record holders. Asterisks (*) currently denote that the match was conceded by one side.
Please submit feedback via the League PSN messenger group, or directly to Serious Jest at seriousjest@gmail.com. Good ideas are much appreciated. Bad ideas will be met with public chastising and a session with the Gimp.
Record | Stat | Team | Coach | Against | When |
Highest Ball Possession Percentage | 68% | Thee Grandiose Gladiators | TigerShark4NU | at Mauz | S1, Wk3 |
Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half | 56% | Itschodaddy | Its_cho_daddy | at Rookie Mistakes | S1, Wk3 |
Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half | 50% | The Green Tide Titans | thunden | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk2 |
50% | Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk3 | |
50% | Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Fresh Princes | S1, Wk3 | |
50% | Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | vs. Mauz | S1, Wk1 | |
50% | New Orcland Grunts | Preach_MJ | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk4 | |
50% | Cheese Greaters | ninjatwok | at New Orcland Grunts | S1, Wk4 | |
*50% | Itschodaddy | Its_cho_daddy | vs. Spatanz! | S1, Wk2 | |
*50% | Spatanz! | at Itschodaddy | S1, Wk2 | ||
*50% | New Orcland Grunts | Preach_MJ | vs. Cult of Khorne | S1, Wk3 | |
Most Passes | 9 | Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | at Seathiel Treehawks | S1, Wk3 |
Most Succesful Catches | 9 | Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | at Seathiel Treehawks | S1, Wk3 |
Most Successful Interceptions | 1 | Darkmoon Blades | Leathyndra | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1, Wk3 |
Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Thee Grandiose Gladiators | S1, Wk1 | ||
Most Blocks Succeeded | 70 | The Green Tide Titans | thunden | vs. Mauz | S1, Wk4 |
Most KOs Inflicted | 6 | Cult of Khorne | DemonicDraco | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1, Wk2 |
Most Injuries Inflicted | 4 | Darkmoon Blades | Leathyndra | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1, Wk3 |
Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk3 | ||
The Green Tide Titans | thunden | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk2 | ||
Most Kills Inflicted | 2 | Darkmoon Blades | Leathyndra | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1, Wk3 |
Most Yards Running | 158 | Skuttle Butts | Spawn_Of_Cthulu | at New Orcland Grunts | S1, Wk1 |
Most Yards Passing | 78 | Itschodaddy | Its_cho_daddy | at Rookie Mistakes | S1, Wk3 |
Most TDs | 5 | Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Fresh Princes | S1, Wk3 |
Most Armour Breaks | 18 | The Green Tide Titans | thunden | vs. Cheese Greaters | S1, Wk2 |
Most Players Expelled | 1 | Cult of Khorne | DemonicDraco | vs. Darkmoon Blades | S1, Wk1 |
Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | at The Skyhome Swifts | S1, Wk2 | ||
Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | at Seathiel Treehawks | S1, Wk3 |