STAR BLITZER OF THE MIDDENHEIM MARAUDERS REPORTED MISSING!
Steffan von Engelbrecht disappeared in the aftermath of the Marauder’s 3-1 victory over veteran undead team, the Frozen Phantoms. Having scored two touchdowns and sacked opposing playmaker Dirtmuncher twice, von Engelbrecht had truly put in an MVP worthy performance. Fans of the Marauders are praying for his safe return.
Team coach Heinrich Smutzer had this to say:
“We’ve no idea where he went, or where he is. After the game, the lads emptied a keg of Six-X over him – he went to shower and that was the last we saw of him, no clues, nothing left behind … I’ve spoken to the owners, they’re willing to offer 25000 cyans for information, and 50000 for his safe return. No more questions.”
The Frozen Phantoms were unavailable for comment.