NEWS FLASH!!! EMAIL SCANDAL HITS THE MML!!

The Federal Bretonnian Inquisitors have been investigating Goblin Gambling for a number of seasons are reports of foul play from numerous sources. Agents Bill Harry and Clint Don have uncovered an email transcript involving coach Hairy Warthog, coach Doneagle and Goblin Gambling, below is part of that conversation.

To : hairy.warthog@thugzmail.com

From : Anonymous@goblingambling.com

Mr Warthog, allow me to introduce myself. I am Anonymous. We control the mml, we control the rocks you throw, we control the crowds and we even control the weather at all mml games. Everything happens for a reason in our game, nothing is by chance or luck, it happens because we allow it to. Recently we have noted you have expressed an interest in some Leaping Lizards players and accusing them of illegal malpractice, I suggest you stop at once. It would be a shame if anything happened to any of the Thugz on the astrogranite or even yourself when you are asleep in your bed. I suggest you contact coach Doneagle and apologise, he has an offer for you. Do not reply to this, do not make me contact you again and for the record, we are your new sponsor this season. 

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To : Don.eagle@Leapinglizardsmail.com

From : Hairy.warthog@Thugzmail.com

Yo Don it’s Hairy, listen, I want to apologise with regards to the investigation on your guys misuse of performance enhancing drugs, I was mistaken, I’m sure they’ve all been eating their vitamins and working out. I shall contact the commissioner and drop the charges. I wish you good luck in the coming season, we’ve just changed our sponsors to Goblin Gambling, they seem like a nice bunch of guys, they mentioned you might have an offer for me?

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To : hairy.warthog@Thugzmail.com

From Don.eagle@Leapinglizardsmail.com

Hi hairy, OK I accept your apology, it’s OK. Yes those guys in question do take all their vitamins, Goblin Gambling provide the whole team with them.  The guys at Goblin Gambling want me to offer a proposal to you. It’s called, Welfhunt.

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To : Don.eagle@Leapinglizardsmail.com

From : hairy.warthog@Thugzmail.com

Don,

what the f’orc is welfhunt !!!????

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To : hairy.warthog@Thugzmail.com

From : Don.eagle@leapinglizardsmail.com

Hairy, don’t panic I’m sure you’ll like it, it’s a little completion Goblin Gambling have devised, they have some interested onlookers and parties putting alot lot of coin into this venture. Let me explain the rules to you.

 

RULES OF WELFHUNT 2K16
1. we do not talk about welfhunt2K16.
2. Casualty ( BH / MNG ) on lineman 1 point, thrower or catcher 2 points, wardancer 4 points.
3. Niggle +1 Points
4. Stat decrease +2 Points
5. Dead LM/catcher or thrower +2 Points
6. Dead Wardancer +6 Points
7. There is no Welfhunt2K16.

So, what do you think? it’s a good idea to keep on Goblin Gambling’s good side.

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To : Don.eagle@leapinglizardsmail.com

From : hairy.warthog@Thugzmail.com

Don my old friend, I’m in. See you on the astrogranite and may Goblin Gambling smile on us.

See you around,

Hairy

 

 

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