S4 League Leaders (through Wk 6)

Heading into the final week of the season, many teams are fighting with everything they have for those few coveted playoff spots. For those of us who are eliminated, however, their are always the stat books. Remember, there is no “I” in team, but there are a few in individual awards.

BEST SCORER

Conor McGregor, of Los Pumas, is faster than most gutter runners.  In fact, with 10 TDs on the season, he has already flown past the 8 TDs with which Juken’, of Skuttle Butts, led the League after 8 regular-season matches last year (although Conor is still 3 short of Varil’s total before the latter was fired from The Frozen Thrones after a Week 7 injury; but players must be active through the last match of the regular season for their stats to count towards individual awards, so Varil’s didn’t count in that 8-game regular season) but if you can catch him, you probably can’t take him down by yourself.  Only 2 TDs behind him is Praag no5 team’s Tom.

Conference Leaders

Sword Coast Conference: Conor McGregor (10), of Los Pumas; In His Rearview: Han Tavirus (4), of Rodentia Ad Nauseam

Wicked Forest Conference: Tom (8), of Praag no5 team; In His Rearview: Grimkrin (5), of Granite City Grimbeards, and Spermadactyl (5), of TMNL

Death Valley Conference: Gorbag Marlarr (7), of The Green Tide Titans; In His Rearview: Banlaen (6), of The Blitzkriegers

Wasteland Athletic Conference: Altonanna (7), of Leaf Dancers; In His Rearview: Ricky (3), of Leaping Lizard

First 4: Zarlara (6), of Seathiel Treehawks; In His Rearview: Zeshuir (3), of Seathiel Treehawks, and Axl of Axlotl (3), of Dragonborn Tidefighters

Dungeon West: Suiônduil “Eccentric” (4), of Dignity; Godefroy d’Artois (4), of Mousillon Morningstars; and Jerkin’ James Whitcroft (4), of Just Norsin’ Around

Noble South Conference: Butterhands Fumblecatch (4), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators; In His Rearview: Rhasscaeon Aldaloth (3), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators

Iron League: Greased Up Deaf Guy (3), of Stop Rolling Ones!!!; and Gutrad (3) & Rotnail (3), of Wrecking kru

 

BEST RUSHER

Tom, of Praag no5 team, is barely outpacing his competition with 358 running yards, and is still far from the 420 yards with which Juken’, of Skuttle Butts, finished S3.  Hot on Tom’s heels is The Green Tide Titans’ Gorbag Marlarr, with 356 running yards.

Tom

Conference Leaders

WFC: Tom (358), of Praag no5 team; In His Rearview: Spermadactyl (274), of TMNL

DVC: Gorbag Marlarr (356), of The Green Tide Titans; In His Rearview: Marquis (200), of Solus savers

WAC: Belarimar (290), of Leaf Dancers; In His Rearview: Ricky (214), of Leaping Lizard

SCC: Conor McGregor (286), of Los PumasIn His Rearview: Gorkaf (182), of Da Green Fist

IL: Rotnail (262), of Wrecking kru; In His Rearview: Odell BeckRAM Jr. (214), of Bill COWher Power Hour

DW: Leeroy Jenkins (232), of New Orcland Grunts; In His Rearview: Therranduil “Royalty” (166), of Dignity

NSC: Nimphenien Aladanae (230), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators; In His Rearview: Butterhands Fumblecatch (140), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators

F4: Axl of Axlotl (192), of Dragonborn Tidefighters; In His Rearview: Peregrine (172), of Seathiel Treehawks

 

BEST THROWER

Nimphenien Aladanae, of Thee Grandiose Gladiators, by 16 yards this season. Both are already past the top S3 mark of 126 yards set by Lilriorn of the Darvi Bloodwings. Jealousy is especially thick between high elves, however, so look for both to try to outshine each other in the final week of the season!

Royalty

Conference Leaders

DW: Tharranduil “Royalty” (156), of Dignity; In His Rearview: Jerkin’ James Whitcroft (38), of Just Norsin’ Around

NSC: Nimphenien Aladanae (140), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators; In His Rearview: Shadow (14) & Ferenc da Hungarian of Champions of Valhalla

F4: Peregrine (82), of Seathiel Treehawks; In His Rearview: Zeshuir (18) of Seathiel Treehawks

DVC: Lildhil (76), of The Blitzkriegers; In His Rearview: Umbean(58), of The Blitzkriegers

IL: Odell BeckRAM Jr. (62), of Bill COWher Power Hour; In His Rearview: Bentard The 2nd, of Stop Rolling Ones!!! (56)

SCC: Gorkaf (62), of Da Green Fist; In His Rearview: Morost (40), of Yate Yobz 2.3

WFC: Amalost (60), of White Owlz; In His Rearview: Mylm’nor (28) of White Owlz

WAC: Belarimar (34), of Leaf Dancers; In His Rearview: Nadanfel (12), of Leaf Dancers

 

BEST RECEIVER

Butterhands Fumblecatch, of Thee Grandiose Gladiators, is irony personified, with 6 catches on the season (already tying the 6-catch mark set after 8 weeks in S3 by teammate Rhasscaeon Aldaloth; as well as Zarniss, of the Loren Rockets; and Zeshuir, of the Seathiel Treehawks).  Looking to take the receiving title out of his hot hands, however, are elves of every kind, with 5 catches each: Banlaen, of The Blitzkriegers; Greased Up Deaf Guy, of Stop Rolling Ones!!!; and Aldaloth.

Butterhands Fumblecatch

Conference Leaders

NSC: Butterhands Fumblecatch (6), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators; In His Rearview: Rhasscaeon Aldaloth (5), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators

DVC: Banlaen (5), of The Blitzkriegers; In His Rearview: Talmael (4), of The Blitzkriegers

IL: Greased Up Deaf Guy (5), of Stop Rolling Ones!!!; In His Rearview: Gutrad (2), of Wrecking kru; and RAM Chancellor (2), Stephen Goatkowski (2) & Bill RAManowski (2), of Bill COWher Power Hour

SCC: Hans Lamprecht (4), of Los Pumas; In His Rearview: Rokk (3), of Yate Yobz 2.3; and Han Tavirus (3), of Rodentia Ad Nauseam

WAC: Nadanfel (3), of Leaf Dancers; In His Rearview: Belarimar (2) & Altonanna (2), of Leaf Dancers

WFC: Tom (3), of Praag no5 team; and Sornyrd (3), of White Owlz

F4: Haliastur (3) & Altontor (3), of Seathiel Treehawks

DW: Suiônduil “Eccentric” (2), Horthien “Tenacity” (2) & Rission “Stalwart” (2), of Dignity; and Jerkin’ James Whitcroft (2), Batman: The Horse (2), and Mr. Fasthorse (2), of Just Norsin’ Around

 

BIGGEST BRUTE

IMPWaH, of Just Norsin’ Around, leads the League in knockouts, with 8 to his credit. He is 2 short of the S3 mark left behind by the Skuttle Butts’ Decapitator and the Bill COWher Power Hour’s Knob Creek. However, 3 other brutes are only 1 knockout behind him: Snow, of the Champions of Valhalla; Nice ‘N’ Sticky, of Just Norsin’ Around; and Doric Ratsmasher, of the Granite City Grimbeards.

IMPWaH

Conference Leaders

DW: IMPWaH (8), of Just Norsin’ Around; In His Rearview: Nice ‘N’ Sticky (7), of Just Norsin’ Around

NSC: Snow (7), of Champions of Valhalla; In His Rearview: Stagg jr. (3), of The Kentucky Bourbons

WFC: Doric Ratsmasher (7), of Granite City Grimbeards; In His Rearview:  Gruntosaurus (3), of TMNL; and Bernie (3), of Praag no5 team

F4: Oatlgor of Tlaxtlan (5), of Dragonborn Tidefighters; In His Rearview: Haliastur (4), of Seathiel Treehawks

IL: Terry Bruise (5), of Stop Rolling Ones!!!; and Braduk Break’Throat (5), of Wrecking kru

DVC: Robshank (5), of The Green Tide Titans, and Mad magnus ISIC (4), of Solus savers

SCC: Rokk (4) & Gorfang Goug’Calf (4), of Yate Yobz 2.3

WAC: Bane (4), of Hissstory of Violence; In His Rearview: Wade (3) & Hodor (3), of Leaping Lizard; and Mahtar’nwaen (3), of Leaf Dancers

 

MOST VIOLENT

Wade, of Leaping Lizard, has really stepped it up in the violence department this season, inflicting 12 casualties in just 6 matches.  He has already surpassed his league-high 10 casualties inflicted in S3. The next most-violent player is Just Norsin’ Around’s IMPWaH, who has inflicted 8 casualties this season.

Wade

Conference Leaders

WAC: Wade (12), of Leaping Lizard; In His Rearview:  Mahtar’nwaen (5), of Leaf Dancers

DW: IMPWaH (8), of Just Norsin’ Around; In His Rearview:  Simenion “Physique” (5), of Dignity

IL: Braduk Break’Throat (7), of Wrecking kru; In His Rearview: Gutrad (4), of Wrecking kru; Knob Creek (4), of Bill COWher Power Hour; and Terry Bruise (4), of Stop Rolling Ones!!! 

WFC: Bernie (6), of Praag no5 team; In His Rearview: Vardrin (5) & Doric Ratsmasher (5), of Granite City Grimbeards; and David (5), of Praag no5 team

SCC: Badruk Eat’Skullz (5), of Yate Yobz 2.3; In His Rearview: Rafi (4), of Rodentia Ad Nauseam; Rein Advar (4), of Los Pumas; and Grubak Break’Hand (4), of Yate Yobz 2.3

NSC: Captain Morgan (5), of The Kentucky Bourbons; In His Rearview: Snow (4), of Champions of Valhalla

DVC: Yn-hyn Nag’aur (5), of Merthyr Shock’n’Ore; In His Rearview: Robshank (4), of The Green Tide Titans

F4: MCAttack (4), of Norse Leap til Brooklyn; and  Itzahutec (4), of Dragonborn Tidefighters

 

SERIAL KILLER

IMPWaH, of Just Norsin’ Around, has killed 3 players in 6 games, which is 1 higher than the top S3 mark (set by Velstadt, Royal Aegis, of The Bell Keepers, and Robshank, of The Green Tide Titans, over the course of 8 games). Grubnash Bruis’Hand, of Yate Yobz 2.3, is the only other player to have killed on the field more than once this season; he has 2 kills.

IMPWaH stats

BEST INTERCEPTOR

Just like last season, there are only 3 interceptions this season, and they belong to an elf, a dwarf, and an orc. Go figure.  This season’s ballhawks so far are: Eccentric (1), of Dignity; Vardrin (1), of Granite City Grimbeards; and Morost (1), of Yate Yobz 2.3.

Eccentric Vardrin Morost

BEST PUNCHING BAGS

The players leading this list probably have something wrong with their brain by now. Veassen Aladanae, of Thee Grandiose Gladiators, has been knocked out 6 times this season! Last season’s high, after 8 matches was 6, as well.  Always a good teammate, Longrod von Hugendong joins his Aladane for naptime often, having been knocked out 5 times himself this season.

Veassen Aladanae

Conference Gluttons for Punishment

NSC: Veassen Aladanae (6), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators; Right Behind Him: Longrod von Hugendong (5), of Thee Grandiose Gladiators

WAC: Silly (4), of Leaping Lizard; Right Behind Him: Githanur (3), of Leaf Dancers; and Salamence (3), of Hissstory of Violence

DVC: Reginfrear (4), of Solus saversRight Behind Him: Banlaen (3) & Bantain (3), of The Blitzkriegers; and Marquis (3) & Olaformr (3), of Solus savers

SCC: Psoriasis (4), of Rodentia Ad Nauseam; Right Behind Him: Groost (3) & Tokhor (3), of Da Green Fist; and Herpes Gestationis (3) & Thanuk (3), of Rodentia Ad Nauseam

WFC: Smashceratops (4), of TMNLRight Behind Him: Homer (3), of TMNL; Dlid (3), of Granite City Grimbeards (3); and Qwert (3), of White Owlz

F4: Red Hooks (4) & Ovid the Illmatic (4), of Norse Leap til Brooklyn

DW: Louis d’Epee (3), of Mousillon Morningstars; Captain Tragedy (3), of Just Norsin’ Around; and Simenion “Physique” (3) & Suiônduil “Eccentric” (3), of Dignity

IL: Sacrificial Elf #1 (3), of Stop Rolling Ones!!!; Gutrad (3), of Wrecking kru; and Horny Siragusa (3), of Bill COWher Power Hour

6 comments

  1. Awesome work my man!!! Great info and your right it’s something else for the little guys to cheers about should they see one of their players hit a top stat….keep it up buddy!!! 👏👏👏👍😁

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