When I released the S6 Regular-Season Single-Game Team Records a couple of weeks ago, I told you that the best things come to those who wait…well, I had no friggin’ idea! BEHOLD below, the latest creations from the mind of our very own Fnords!

Each Individual Award winner has been put on a collector’s card. And check this out…Fnords wants to have these made into actual cards so that the next time some of you tabletoppers go somewhere, you can take these with you as potential hireable star players! After all, why spend 240k on Wilhelm Chaney when, for 10k more, you can hire the MML’s own Shawn Michaels to terrorize your opponent? Or shout “YOLO!” and set Stephen Pearcy loose on your opponent while you watch that little vein in his forehead start to throb!

Anyway, enjoy these remarkable displays below, especially those of you whose players made the cut. And if anyone knows a good printer who could cut us a sweet deal and/or who we can trust with this special project, please let Fnords know. He has a guy, but he’d like to consider all of our networks first.

So, without further ado…

Special mention to Tytigor and Cry-nogors, of the Flat Earth Angels; Silly II and Vinny, the meanie, of the Leaping Lizard; and Frizny Beard of the Thugz of Wheldrake, who were all tied for the WAC award at 2 scores each, but didn’t make the card. Fnords don’t give out no participation trophies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

32 other players killed someone in S6, but if you didn’t do it at least twice, you’re not a serial killer, and you didn’t make the card.

 

11 other players intercepted passes in S6, and I’ll list them below in tribute, but Fnords ain’t making a card for 1 INT. Sorry. Try harder next season.

1	Irish Carbomb	Bill COWher Power Hour	DVC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Umbean	The Blitzkriegers	DVC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Athven	Stop Rolling Ones!!!	IL
1	Graoth	Wrecking kru	IL
1	Aracnis lord of spiders	Solus savers	NSC	Conf Leader
1	Rein Advar	Los Pumas	SCC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Banlaine	Witch’s Coven	SCC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Hithdrir	Witch’s Coven	SCC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Vinny, the meanie	Leaping Lizard	WAC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Blake	Leaping Lizard	WAC	Conf Leader (t)
1	Iztssa	Slaan Seers	WFC	Conf Leader

 

Finally, the Best Punching Bag category has been discontinued in S6, due to issues with tracking it, as well as its trivial nature and weird final numbers due to deaths of its leaders.

PS: In case you were wondering what the Individual Season Records looked like before S6, see below:

Most TDs scored	11	Conor McGregor	Los Pumas	SCC	S4	discodavo	*Varil, of The Frozen Thrones, scored 13 by S3 Wk7, but was fired after Wk 7 match
	11	Sornyrd	White Owlz	WFC	S5	The_Stu176
Most Rushing Yards	456	Gorbag Marlarr	The Green Tide Titans	DVC	S5	thunden
Most Passing Yards	356	Billy “Magician” Graham	Nuffle’s Holy Rollers	IL	S5	Durrun
Most Receptions	12	Al “The Best” Sharpton	Nuffle’s Holy Rollers	IL	S5	Durrun
Most KOs Inflicted	10	Decapitator	Skuttle Butts	F4	S3	Spawn_Of_Cthulu	*8 matches
	10	Knob Creek	Bill COWher Power Hour	IL	S3	More_Shots	*8 matches
Most Casualties Inflicted	15	Wade	Leaping Lizard	WAC	S4	doneagle_
Most Kills	4	Nice ‘n’ Sticky	Just Norsin’ Around	DW	S5	CommieCOZY
Most INTs Caught	2	Al “The Best” Sharpton	Nuffle’s Holy Rollers	IL	S5	Durrun