When I released the S6 Regular-Season Single-Game Team Records a couple of weeks ago, I told you that the best things come to those who wait…well, I had no friggin’ idea! BEHOLD below, the latest creations from the mind of our very own Fnords!
Each Individual Award winner has been put on a collector’s card. And check this out…Fnords wants to have these made into actual cards so that the next time some of you tabletoppers go somewhere, you can take these with you as potential hireable star players! After all, why spend 240k on Wilhelm Chaney when, for 10k more, you can hire the MML’s own Shawn Michaels to terrorize your opponent? Or shout “YOLO!” and set Stephen Pearcy loose on your opponent while you watch that little vein in his forehead start to throb!
Anyway, enjoy these remarkable displays below, especially those of you whose players made the cut. And if anyone knows a good printer who could cut us a sweet deal and/or who we can trust with this special project, please let Fnords know. He has a guy, but he’d like to consider all of our networks first.
So, without further ado…
Special mention to Tytigor and Cry-nogors, of the Flat Earth Angels; Silly II and Vinny, the meanie, of the Leaping Lizard; and Frizny Beard of the Thugz of Wheldrake, who were all tied for the WAC award at 2 scores each, but didn’t make the card. Fnords don’t give out no participation trophies!
32 other players killed someone in S6, but if you didn’t do it at least twice, you’re not a serial killer, and you didn’t make the card.
11 other players intercepted passes in S6, and I’ll list them below in tribute, but Fnords ain’t making a card for 1 INT. Sorry. Try harder next season.
|1||Irish Carbomb||Bill COWher Power Hour||DVC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Umbean||The Blitzkriegers||DVC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Athven||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||IL|
|1||Aracnis lord of spiders||Solus savers||NSC||Conf Leader|
|1||Rein Advar||Los Pumas||SCC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Banlaine||Witch’s Coven||SCC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Hithdrir||Witch’s Coven||SCC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Vinny, the meanie||Leaping Lizard||WAC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Blake||Leaping Lizard||WAC||Conf Leader (t)|
|1||Iztssa||Slaan Seers||WFC||Conf Leader|
Finally, the Best Punching Bag category has been discontinued in S6, due to issues with tracking it, as well as its trivial nature and weird final numbers due to deaths of its leaders.
PS: In case you were wondering what the Individual Season Records looked like before S6, see below:
|Most TDs scored||11||Conor McGregor||Los Pumas||SCC||S4||discodavo||*Varil, of The Frozen Thrones, scored 13 by S3 Wk7, but was fired after Wk 7 match|
|Most Rushing Yards||456||Gorbag Marlarr||The Green Tide Titans||DVC||S5||thunden|
|Most Passing Yards||356||Billy “Magician” Graham||Nuffle’s Holy Rollers||IL||S5||Durrun|
|Most Receptions||12||Al “The Best” Sharpton||Nuffle’s Holy Rollers||IL||S5||Durrun|
|Most KOs Inflicted||10||Decapitator||Skuttle Butts||F4||S3||Spawn_Of_Cthulu||*8 matches|
|10||Knob Creek||Bill COWher Power Hour||IL||S3||More_Shots||*8 matches|
|Most Casualties Inflicted||15||Wade||Leaping Lizard||WAC||S4||doneagle_|
|Most Kills||4||Nice ‘n’ Sticky||Just Norsin’ Around||DW||S5||CommieCOZY|
|Most INTs Caught||2||Al “The Best” Sharpton||Nuffle’s Holy Rollers||IL||S5||Durrun|