Season 11 Individual Awards – Pro and Challenge League

Hello everyone. The excitement of season 11 is behind us but with returning teams of yore, new coaches and a returning Commissioner, season 12 should be pretty epic. Still I’ve yet to let you see the records that were set in the regular season for season 11.

We start off as we always do, with the headline grabbing players who walk the ball over the line after the rest of the team puts in the real shift helping those players get to the endzone. The top TD scorers in the Pro in season 11 were:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedTouchdowns
1 Goofyboots Snitchburgh PieRats Whiskey_Tornado 7 14
2 AB Longbomb Carpenters stolzi84 6 14
3 Greased Up Deaf Guy Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 13
4 Lounge Lord of the Skinks Lazertrip91 7 9
5 Hellspawn Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 6 8
6 Peasant Venom Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 8
7 Hamlet All Wight on the night girth08 7 8
8 Gox Claydamn Dawi-Zharr tore3005 7 7
9 Juan Giro Los Pumas discodavo 7 7
10 Lazy Smurf Los Pumas discodavo 6 7

In a hotly contested race, Goofyboots and AB of Snitchburgh Pierats and Longbomb Carpenters, topped the charts with 14 touchdowns each. Sadly it was the last season for Goofyboots and the Pierats but they go out equaling the record set by Uhlsanel of Harrlesons in season 7. A great achievement by Goofyboots and AB. In the Challenge League:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedTouchdowns
1 Wax On Disco Divas Balwen2013 6 11
2 The Orphan Of Kos Totally not aliens dungeonmastr007 7 8
3 Braincollector Pile O’Bones StuffnJunk84 7 8
4 Krurid Dio’s Midgets DionysisA18 6 7
5 Flexo ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 7
6 Mad Murk McGrewt Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 6 7
7 Vladimir Puddin’ Dino rock BERZO1985 7 7
8 Kestrel Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist 7 7
9 Talnorlerren Cuyaian Royals rule royke033 6 6
10 Mike Brown Red Rose Titans thunden 7 6

Matching the record set by Rats Gout in season 9, Wax On of the Disco Divas scored 11 touchdowns while helping the Divas on their way to promotion to the Pro’s. Excellent achievement by the player and team. No one else really threatened Wax On storming to the top, despite only playing 6 games.

Now lets look at the best rushers from season 11. Always a hotly contested category, but this year, one player left the rest in the dust.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersRunning
1 Lounge Lord of the Skinks Lazertrip91 7 532
2 Hamlet All Wight on the night girth08 7 452
3 AB Longbomb Carpenters stolzi84 6 418
4 Gox Claydamn Dawi-Zharr tore3005 7 400
5 Lycosidae Abomination Nation VpowerV 6 388
6 Tehechi of Chaqua Slaan Seers Josiah_Frost 6 374
7 Rhagrakh Thicktoe Taurawna Titans momomcphee 7 356
8 Ketel One Magrita Misfits beerz1313 6 348
9 Count of Basie Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 340
10 Greased Up Deaf Guy Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 328

Lounge, from Lord of the Skinks managed an amazing 532 yards, which was just 8 short of the record he holds from season 9! Well done to Lounge for maintaining such excellent standards. The Challenge League rushing yards fell a little behind their peers in season 11:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersRunning
1 E. B. Wight ‘Tis a Deadite! RupertPupkin7 7 430
2 Braincollector Pile O’Bones StuffnJunk84 7 398
3 Vladimir Puddin’ Dino rock BERZO1985 7 380
4 Mad Murk McGrewt Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 6 374
5 Slimeflayer Kestrelanium Leathyndra 7 368
6 Krurid Dio’s Midgets DionysisA18 6 334
7 Billy with no credit BlackIron SwampDonkeys CamoCritter6669 7 314
8 Mike “Dog Fighter” Vicce Iron City Orc Boyz BMFJiggs1981 7 304
9 Gorkost Cleverly ORChestrated JimSardonic 7 298
10 Ambitex The Warped Minds Fnords 7 296

Topping the list is E. B. Wight of ‘Tis a Deadite! He managed to amass 430 yards during the season. Interesting that he missed out on the top 10 scorers in the season. He picked up 5 touchdowns during the season. The record still sits at 486 yards collected by Ratcollector of Dead Metal, which was set in season 8.

Next we move on to the throwers. For a couple of seasons it was considered a lost art as the elven numbers went into decline. However now, they are coming back with a resurgence and it’s of no surprise that an elf tops the charts.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersPassing
1 Longbomb Lerry Longbomb Carpenters stolzi84 7 232
2 Sentinel High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 7 140
3 Rupsis The Nordic Pagans WTF-MuRRe 7 132
4 Bentard The 2nd Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 126
5 Spine Tingler Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 70
6 Paul MeeGroin Los Pumas discodavo 7 64
7 Running Thorn ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 58
8 Pine Tar You didn’t see me here! More_Shots 6 56
9 Thórrbiôrn Golden Discipline triperis 7 46
10 Badfak The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 38

With 232 passing yards, Longbomb Lerry of the Longbomb Carpenters destroyed all other throwers in reaching the top of the league. Well done. Still this pales in comparison to another high elf thrower of the past. Billy “Magician” Graham of Nuffle’s Holy Rollers amassed 356 passing yards in season 5. I don’t think this record will ever be beaten In the Challenge League:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersPassing
1 Windmill Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 168
2 TRON ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 4 162
3 Moggob Green pigs jaredwagner90 7 86
4 Sir Greendown ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 76
5 Rinthellerion Galathalar Royals rule royke033 7 72
6 Moonford Mcstuffy Pants Royals (SW) shadow_webster 7 64
7 Alkyone Antibrote Amanda’s Amazons JRyda275 7 62
8 Meldirien Larenglinaeil Royals rule royke033 5 60
9 Ebrietas Totally not aliens dungeonmastr007 6 58
10 Peregrine Seathiel Treehawks Sacerdotalist 7 58

We have a new record!!! Congratulations to Windmill of Disco Divas managed 168 yards, beating the record he previously held, along with Longbomb Lerry, of 154 yards. Commiseration to Balwen on the death of windmill in the Challenge League playoffs. Commiserations also to TRON of ARCHANDROIDS who managed to beat the previous record but was just pipped in the race to the top. Though credit for obtaining that from only 4 games!

Next up we have the best receivers from the leagues. Normally there is some mysterious correlation between top receivers and top scorers. Lets see if that happened in season 11.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCatches
1 AB Longbomb Carpenters stolzi84 6 16
2 Greased Up Deaf Guy Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 10
3 Patron High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 6 8
4 Hellspawn Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 6 7
5 Joe The Nordic Pagans WTF-MuRRe 6 7
6 Goofyboots Snitchburgh PieRats Whiskey_Tornado 7 6
7 Juan Giro Los Pumas discodavo 7 6
8 Sir Leopold Longstrider Order ofThe Holy Squirrel AndyCuk 7 5
9 Lazy Smurf Los Pumas discodavo 6 5
10 Tsemppirinki The Nordic Pagans WTF-MuRRe 5 5

Another new record!!! Topping the list with 16 catches was AB of the Longbomb Carpenters. Well done. The only surprising thing with this record is it only led to 14 touchdowns. Clearly those tripwires caught him out on a couple fo occasions.  The previous record was 14 held by Uhlsanel of the Harrelsons. No one else came close to matching AB in season 12. In the Challenge League:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCatches
1 Wax On Disco Divas Balwen2013 6 11
2 Nigang Green pigs jaredwagner90 7 9
3 Flexo ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 8
4 Talnorlerren Cuyaian Royals rule royke033 6 7
5 The Orphan Of Kos Totally not aliens dungeonmastr007 7 7
6 Agile Alex Everdream United doneagle_ 5 6
7 Robby ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 6
8 Hal ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 6
9 Roy Batty ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 6 5
10 Charles Lindbergh UFOs Blue6Maxx 7 5

Wax On of Disco Divas stormed to the top with 11 receptions. This amount equals the record held by Victor Steiner-Davion of the Kell Hounds, which was set in season 8. Congratulations to Wax On on matching the record.

We’ve looked at all the elegant parts of the game so its time to look at the baser elements. When getting your hands on the ball is only a consideration once there are no opposition players left on the field to hurt. So we start with the brutes. Those who are guilty of inflicting the most knockouts in the season. In the pro’s:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedKO
1 Iztssa Slaan Seers Josiah_Frost 7 16
2 Dragmáll Bóla Golden Discipline triperis 7 10
3 Cherep Golden Discipline triperis 7 10
4 Beetah Golden Discipline triperis 6 9
5 Makaf The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 9
6 Ivan the Cadaverous White Walkers II Gimlik_SWE 7 9
7 Farkan Steelfist Taurawna Titans momomcphee 7 9
8 Alister High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 6 8
9 Royce Gracie Los Pumas discodavo 7 8
10 Wes Stalker Longbomb Carpenters stolzi84 6 8

Going out with a bang and setting a new record, was Iztssa of the Slaan Seers. He left everyone else trailing in his wake with 16 knock outs to his name. This surpassed the 15 set by Wrath of The Seven Deadly Sins. Superb show from the now retired lizard. The closest contenders were 3 players from Golden Discipline, but they were way off the pace. In the Challenge League:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedKO
1 Streaky from Missouri BlackIron SwampDonkeys CamoCritter6669 7 15
2 Grozig Cleverly ORChestrated JimSardonic 6 12
3 Dave Ewers Red Rose Titans thunden 7 10
4 Deranged Ed The Warped Minds Fnords 7 9
5 Doric Ratsmasher Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 7 8
6 Tom Curry Red Rose Titans thunden 7 7
7 Carling Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 7 7
8 Leatherface Dino rock BERZO1985 7 7
9 Mastiff the Wild West Coast War Dogs Hairy_Warthog 7 6
10 Data ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 6

We again have a new record. They may not have had a good season scoring touchdowns or winning points, but Streaky from Missouri of Blackiron Swampdonkeys inflicted 15 knock outs on the opposition. This was far ahead of his opposition and smashed the record of 12 that was set by Loxosceles Reclusa of the Abomination Nation.

From knock outs we move on to casualties. So who in the Pro’s caused the most injuries in season 11.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCasualties
1 Markkan Fastfoot Taurawna Titans momomcphee 7 14
2 Iztssa Slaan Seers Josiah_Frost 7 11
3 Cherep Golden Discipline triperis 7 10
4 Beetah Golden Discipline triperis 6 10
5 Ullow Tail Magrita Misfits beerz1313 7 9
6 Gharakk Burntmouth Dawi-Zharr tore3005 7 9
7 Dendroaspis Polyepis Abomination Nation VpowerV 7 7
8 George K Patton Jr. When Fighting Monsters… CHASEJJ 7 7
9 Hickory You didn’t see me here! More_Shots 7 7
10 Garden State Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 7

With an excellent total of 14 casualties, Markkan Fastfoot of the Taurawna Titans lead the way. This chaos dwarf blocker is always near the top of the removals every single season and season 11 was no different. He was a few casualties ahead of anyone else in the Pro’s.  This was just 1 short of the record set by Wade of the Leaping Lizards, way back in season 4. In the Challenge league:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCasualties
1 Doric Ratsmasher Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 7 10
2 Deranged Ed The Warped Minds Fnords 7 8
3 Streaky from Missouri BlackIron SwampDonkeys CamoCritter6669 7 8
4 Data ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 7
5 Carling Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 7 7
6 Hoor-Paar-Kraat ‘Tis a Deadite! RupertPupkin7 7 7
7 Old Rosie Kestrelanium Leathyndra 7 6
8 Grubnash Bruis’Zeye Iron City Orc Boyz BMFJiggs1981 7 6
9 Ugroth Eat’Zeye GoDawg’s Geezers GoDawgsSicEm66 7 6
10 N’nowulrhir Ablzhchssul Thakareedu Virus HC-Vanselow 7 6

Having returned from a season break, Doric Ratsmasher of the Granite City Grimbeards picked up where he left off, causing carnage on the field. Causing 10 casualties, he helped the Grimbeards in their promotion push. The record in the Challenge League is still held by Holofernes Bluefur of White Walkers II, who caused 12 casulaties in season 9.

Finally, in the last rung of the blood box ladder comes death! So what players in the Pro league killed their opposition the most.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedDead
1 Cherep Golden Discipline triperis 7 2
2 George K Patton Jr. When Fighting Monsters… CHASEJJ 7 2
3 Boromir Lord of the Skinks Lazertrip91 7 2
4 Odin The Nordic Pagans WTF-MuRRe 6 2
5 Farkan Steelfist Taurawna Titans momomcphee 7 2
6 Road Kill ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 4 1
7 Atlach the Cadaverous Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 1
8 The Princess Bride Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 1
9 Count Benjamin of Carson Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 1
10 Fist Rockbone The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 1

5 players ended on top with 2 kills each and each of these players were from different teams. This is still a couple short of another old record set by Nice N Sticky of Just Norsin Around which was set in season 5. The Challenge League managed to do better though in comparison:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedDead
1 Deranged Ed The Warped Minds Fnords 7 3
2 N’nowulrhir Ablzhchssul Thakareedu Virus HC-Vanselow 7 3
3 Huggy the Friendly The Warped Minds Fnords 6 2
4 Old Rosie Kestrelanium Leathyndra 7 2
5 Data ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 2
6 Mamba Dino rock BERZO1985 7 2
7 Lester the Molester BlackIron SwampDonkeys CamoCritter6669 7 2
8 Dragin Nutz GoDawg’s Geezers GoDawgsSicEm66 2 1
9 Vermaeien Stormcaster Arc Striders CavalierArcher 4 1
10 Mastiff the Wild West Coast War Dogs Hairy_Warthog 7 1

Deranged Ed of The Warped Minds and N’nowulrhir Ablzhchssul of Thakareedu Virus tied the record in the Challenge League with 3 kills each. Thankfully for the CL, both of these players have moved on to new pastures so won’t be terrorising the league any more. Congratulations to both players.

The 2nd last category is interceptors. Unsurprisingly this category produced little entries and in fact, no player in the Pro or Challenge League got more than 1 in season 11. Here are the tables for both.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedInterceptions
1 Hot Cross Cinnabon Gingerbread Boys jhall1107 3 1
2 Kardel the Disoriented Abomination Nation VpowerV 7 1
3 Peasant Venom Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 1
4 Stephen Pearcy Snitchburgh PieRats Whiskey_Tornado 6 1
5 Hush Little Brownie Gingerbread Boys jhall1107 7 1
6 I’m a Little Thin Mint Gingerbread Boys jhall1107 7 1
7 Eye of Time Slaan Seers Josiah_Frost 7 1
8 Odin The Nordic Pagans WTF-MuRRe 6 1
# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedInterceptions
1 Meldirien Larenglinaeil Royals rule royke033 5 1
2 Norgan Dio’s Midgets DionysisA18 6 1
3 Toxis Evadne Jungle Chickadees BigBadger01 7 1
4 Fred the Outcast The Warped Minds Fnords 7 1
5 Pinkie Rockhelm Granite City Grimbeards Just_Stevie13 7 1
6 Sati Heqaten-Sotheri The Abracadavers UncleDondie 7 1
7 Pip squeek Dino rock BERZO1985 7 1
8 Viktor Tsvetayev UFOs Blue6Maxx 5 1
9 Galnast Bruis’Elbow Green pigs jaredwagner90 6 1
# Makzig Green pigs jaredwagner90 7 1

The record in the Pro’s still stand at 2. Stephen Pearcy, formerly of the Snitchburgh Pierats (now of Rodentia Ad Nauseum) and Al “The Best” Sharpton hold the record from seasons 6 and 5 respectively. While everyone in the Challenge League matched the record of 1.

Finally, we come to the biggest punching bags in the league. These guys continue to do the ungrateful work on taking hits game after game and keep coming back. Again both the Pro and Challenge League produced similar results so here are the tables:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP SustainedKO
1 Deadpool Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 6
2 Count of Basie Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 6
3 Raidô High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 6 6
4 Peter Pumpkin Pie Eater Gingerbread Boys jhall1107 7 6
5 Athven Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 5
6 Sycamore You didn’t see me here! More_Shots 7 5
7 Eye Gouger Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 5
8 Peasant Venom Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 5
9 JoFro the Loquacious Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 5
10 Marpik The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 5
# Player Name Team Coach GP SustainedKO
1 Sark ARCHANDROIDS s-c-wyatt 7 6
2 Alkyone Antibrote Amanda’s Amazons JRyda275 7 6
3 Holt The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 7 6
4 Stray Pip West Coast War Dogs Hairy_Warthog 7 5
5 Tom Curry Red Rose Titans thunden 7 5
6 Neil Newcastle The Hideous Halfpints loulizcsc 6 5
7 Archippe the Seducer Amanda’s Amazons JRyda275 7 5
8 Alkyone Marpesia Amanda’s Amazons JRyda275 5 5
9 Mini Jackie Chan III Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 5
10 Streaky from Missouri BlackIron SwampDonkeys CamoCritter6669 7 5

So there you have it, multiple players took 6 knock outs each during the season. Well done to those players if they managed to survive the season.

There you have it! Congratulations to all those players who rose above the rest to have great seasons. Lets see what season 12 brings!

2 comments

  1. These are always a joy to read, and the summary paragraphs for each category really bring the whole thing together. Thanks for doing this, Gerd!

    The Romantics finally decided Deadpool had taken enough knockouts for the team, and we gave him a new job that might better suit his talents 😉

  2. Gerd this is awesome with my work schedule I don’t get a lot of opportunities to read your work but this is great stuff and seeing 3 of my Geezers crack the top ten in their respective categories is great for team moral. Not to mention Urgroth Eat’Zeye’s jersey sales are up 50% since this post!!!!!

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