Hello again! Season 13 has ended. The Challenge League has crowned it’s new champion. Stolzi and The Lustria Carpenters defeated Innsmouth Deep Ones, coached by Whiskey Tornado, in a great final game. Congratulations to both coaches on great seasons. The Pro league awaits you both. The Pro’s welcomed a new champion, JHall and The Gingerbread Boys. Congratulations to you on being the newest member of the golden company.
So another regular season done, means another article from me demonstrating my awesome copy and paste skills from the amazing site that is bb2leaguemanager.com! So if you want to know what I’m about to tell you, you could go there and play about with the stats. If you are still here and reading, thank you. To add a little spice we have a new development! For those that can remember, there were no stats records from season 10 as the game was incorrectly feeding data. So we took the view to ignore them. However with the latest patch, Cyanide have confirmed that these historic statistics have been corrected! Also, the Challenge League stats did not officially begin until season 7. However, again with the tools now available, we can look back at older seasons. So there could be a few twists in store. Let’s see who get’s the party started with the best scorers in the Pro League:-
|1||Soaped Up Mute Guy||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||8|
|2||Greased Up Deaf Guy||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||8|
|3||Tombgrinder||Supernatural Born Killers||Snakeyes-THFC||7||8|
|4||Ketel One||Magrita Misfits||beerz1313||7||6|
|5||Daily Mail Reader||When Fighting Monsters…||CHASEJJ||7||6|
|6||Tsaim the Quick||Bartertown Scavengers||preach_mj||7||6|
|8||Trahar||The Green Tide Titans||thunden||7||6|
|9||Sir Gilhart Godcannon||Order ofThe Holy Squirrel||AndyCuk||7||6|
|10||Sir John of McCain||Mousillon Morningstars||sturmjarl||6||6|
There was a 3 way tie, with 8 touchdowns each for Soaped Up Mute Guy (High Wings of Hope), Greased Up Deaf Guy (Stop Rolling Ones!!!) and Tombgrinder (Supernatural Born Killers). Well done to you all. The total is a little lower than what we have seen in previous seasons. Is defence improving or are team’s spreading out the glory to other team members? Still the fact that Soaped Up Mute Guy sits on top of Greased Up Deaf Guy is an excellent story in itself and will be talked about for season’s in Elf Land. The first revision to the records has Lazy Smurf of Los Pumas be recognised with the top single season scorer with an amazing 16TDs! Well done.
In the Challenge League:-
|2||Delon Wright||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||7|
|4||Ultimate Pestigor||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||6|
|5||Brutesinew Kha Dhy||Krassen cults||shakeydog23||7||6|
|8||Twig||The Redwood Rangers||xFOX__||6||6|
|9||Jarl Ringo||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||5|
|10||Alexei Sadovsky||Bearly Froggish||Twelfman_||7||5|
Returning to his ratty roots, StuffnJunk84and Slinij top the table with an impressive 13 touchdowns….which is a new Challenge League Record!!! The Repulsive Ratlings come back firing and top smash the previous record of 11 scores that was jointly held by Rats Gout of the Crookback Roughnexks and Wax On of Disco Divas.Excellent achievement to this iconic rat team.
Moving on, let’s look at the top rushers in the Pro League. This has been dominated in the last few seasons by a particularly annoying skink:-
|1||Lounge||Lord of the Skinks||Lazertrip91||6||438|
|2||Tombgrinder||Supernatural Born Killers||Snakeyes-THFC||7||418|
|3||Sir Gilhart Godcannon||Order ofThe Holy Squirrel||AndyCuk||7||398|
|4||Ketel One||Magrita Misfits||beerz1313||7||396|
|6||Sobhis Takhra||Undead But Worse||teddytom||7||344|
|7||Hamlet||All Wight on the night||girth08||6||340|
|8||Vladimir Puddin’||Dino rock||BERZO1985||6||326|
|9||Three Blind Mouuse||Gingerbread Boys||jhall1107||7||314|
|10||F*** It||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||302|
Despite only playing 6 games, that annoying skink is back on top with 438 rushing yards. Well done to Lounge of Lord of the Skinks. That is 110 yards short of his own record, but wait a minute….there is a new record!!! On their way to taking the season 10 title, Lycosidae of the Abmination Nation stomps all over Lounge’s former record with an astounding 626 rushing yards in the 7 game season! Amazing record.
In the Challenge League:-
|2||Jarl Ringo||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||346|
|3||Ultimate Pestigor||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||334|
|4||Brutesinew Kha Dhy||Krassen cults||shakeydog23||7||312|
|6||Ulir Braveboots||Karak’Azgal Gold Hammers||TheKingBones||7||256|
|9||Matt||Innsmouth Deep Ones||Whiskey_Tornado||7||248|
|10||Argos Drunkard||[MML] Valpo Orcskins||SSBN616G||7||240|
Slinij of the Repulsive Ratlings is again sitting on top of the charts with a total of 406 yards. Great job. This total was significantly higher than the any other player in the Challenge League this season. This was well short of the record of 510 yards set by Ultimate Pestigor of Plague Inc just last season….oh my! Another record changes hands! With a whopping 2 yards more obtained in season 10, Billy with no credit (what an appropriate name) of BlackIron SwampDonkeys takes the title for the Challenge League Record. Well done to both player and team.
From the runners to the throwers. These guys try to stay as far away from the action as possible until the critical moment, when they show off their passing prowess with devastating accuracy. Each time I write this article I wonder if anyone is going to come close to Billy “Magician” Graham’s amazing record from season 5. Did anyone in the Pro’s in season 13 come close:-
|1||Sentinel||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||160|
|2||Mátanefindir Hadilinas||The Rolling Ones||JimSardonic||7||156|
|3||F*** It||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||120|
|4||Badfak||The Pumpkin Kings||DwarfGiant||7||76|
|5||2 Fast 2 Furry||Rodentia Ad Nauseam||ntb_99||7||72|
|7||Stephen Pearcy||Rodentia Ad Nauseam||ntb_99||6||56|
|8||Three Blind Mouuse||Gingerbread Boys||jhall1107||7||52|
|9||Baron Lex Coldspine||Factor-50 United||VpowerV||7||42|
That would be no! With 160 yards, Sentinel of High Wings of Hope topped the Pro’s but this was almost 200 yards less than the record. Well done! Will anyone threaten the famed high elf thrower’s record in season 14? If I add the top 3 they managed to beat the record combined…
In the Challenge League the record is certainly more attainable. Still did anyone manage it?
|1||Bulls-eye||The Redwood Rangers||xFOX__||6||102|
|2||Sadric II||Princes of Arioch||Sacerdotalist||7||92|
|3||Matt||Innsmouth Deep Ones||Whiskey_Tornado||7||74|
|4||Running Thorn||ATX Longthorns||dmdouble0||7||70|
|5||Mike “Dog Fighter” Vicce||Iron City Orc Boyz||BMFJiggs1981||6||66|
|6||Longshot||The Redwood Rangers||xFOX__||7||50|
|8||Yyrkoon||Princes of Arioch||Sacerdotalist||6||32|
|9||Belsathion Tantansyr||Vermilion Vanquishers||CavalierArcher||1||30|
|10||Brutesinew Kha Dhy||Krassen cults||shakeydog23||7||30|
No. Topping the charts from 6 games played was Bulls-eye of The Redwood Rangers with 102 yards. Congratulations. This was short of the record set by Windmill of the Disco Divas in season 11, who managed 168 throwing yards.
We now move on to the receiving end of those long bombs and take a look at the most successful catchers in the league:-
|1||Greased Up Deaf Guy||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||10|
|2||Soaped Up Mute Guy||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||9|
|3||Larry||The Rolling Ones||JimSardonic||7||7|
|4||“Cutter” Leishmaniasis||Rodentia Ad Nauseam||ntb_99||7||7|
|5||Tsaim the Quick||Bartertown Scavengers||preach_mj||7||6|
|6||Verwarthil Undomiel||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||6|
|7||Sentinel||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||4|
|8||Wax On||Disco Divas||Balwen2013||7||4|
|9||Rokk||Yate Yobz 2.3||S130south||6||4|
|10||Throw me again!||Yate Yobz 2.3||S130south||7||4|
The legendary greased up one has squirmed his way back up to the top of the charts. With 10 catches, Greased Up Deaf Guy of Stop Rolling Ones!!! beats his rival to the coveted top glove. This was way short of the 16 catches taken by AB of Longbomb Carpenters set in season 11.
In the Challenge League:-
|2||Hell Quaver||Tuesday the 17th||EddVert||5||6|
|3||Bulls-eye||The Redwood Rangers||xFOX__||6||6|
|4||Fred “Fingers”Goblowski||Iron City Orc Boyz||BMFJiggs1981||6||5|
|5||Leisure Face||Tuesday the 17th||EddVert||5||5|
|6||Hamilton Newbury||St. Mahlbuerne Pioneers||HC-Vanselow||5||4|
|7||Morphael Beastmaster||Repulsive Ratlings||StuffnJunk84||7||4|
|8||Daenerys Targaryen||ATX Longthorns||dmdouble0||7||4|
|10||Chardros II||Princes of Arioch||Sacerdotalist||4||4|
Leading the way with 9 catches was Slinij of the Repulsive Ratlings. Well done to this returning player, back and refreshed after a few seasons rest. This falls short of the record of 11 jointly held by Victor Steiner-Davion (kell Hounds) and Wax on (Disco Divas) which was set in seasons 8 and 11 respectively. Hold on though, this is not the record. That was actually set way back in season 5 by a familiar name for those of us who have been around for a while. Sililith Sprintchamp managed 14 catches back in season 5. Records continue to be rewritten.
From the ball players to the head smashers. Lets take a look to see what players sent their opponents off to the knocked out bin for some babe treatment.
|2||Vasilissa the Pretty||Golden Discipline||triperis||7||12|
|3||Irish Carbomb||Bill COWher Power Hour||More_Shots||7||12|
|4||Eddy Raja||When Fighting Monsters…||CHASEJJ||7||10|
|6||Boromir||Lord of the Skinks||Lazertrip91||7||9|
|7||Maks Darth Muy||Magrita Misfits||beerz1313||7||7|
|8||Herpes Gestationis||Rodentia Ad Nauseam||ntb_99||7||7|
|9||Tiple H||Hopeless Necromantics||seriousjest||7||7|
|10||Pixie Not so sweet||The Pumpkin Kings||DwarfGiant||7||7|
We have a 3 way people! Golden Discipline clearly like to tag team their opponents with a combination of Cherep and Vasilissa the Pretty knocking out 12 players each. This was also achieved by that legendary Chaos Warrior, Irish Carbomb of the Bill COWher Power Hour. This is still way short of the season 11 record of Iztssa of Slaan Seers (the lizard kind, not the hopping ones known as Slann Seers) who managed 16 KOs.
In the Challenge League:-
|1||Coughee McLung||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||14|
|2||Dimi||Revang of the dwarfs||royke033||7||10|
|4||Hisil Drung-Troll||Dio’s Midgets||DionysisA18||7||7|
|5||Grubnash Bruis’Zeye||Iron City Orc Boyz||BMFJiggs1981||6||6|
|6||Jelle||Revang of the dwarfs||royke033||7||6|
|7||Rancid Vinny||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||6|
|9||Lord Disease||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||6|
|10||Don Victor||Lustria Carpenters||stolzi84||7||6|
Finishing way ahead of everyone else in the league, Coughee McLung of Plague Inc managed an impressive 14 knock outs. Congrats to him. This is just a couple shy of his own record of 16 which was set in the prior season. The Challenge League rejoice that this nasty player no longer graces the fields after his team’s retirement.
Now we move on to those who’ve been more effective for their teams in removing the opposition from the game, leaving players with all manners of horrific injuries as a reminder of what happens on the blood bowl field. Who in the Pro’s caused the most injuries in season 13:-
|1||Thabak Stonetoe||Earthshacker Cannons||Evuccifer||6||14|
|2||Irish Carbomb||Bill COWher Power Hour||More_Shots||7||11|
|4||Markkan Fastfoot||Taurawna Titans||momomcphee||7||11|
|5||Return Of The Eyepet||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||6||10|
|7||Boromir||Lord of the Skinks||Lazertrip91||7||9|
|8||Herpes Gestationis||Rodentia Ad Nauseam||ntb_99||7||8|
|9||Craly Mantle||Magrita Misfits||beerz1313||7||7|
|10||Vasilissa the Pretty||Golden Discipline||triperis||7||7|
With a very impressive 14 casualties caused, Thabak Stonetoe of the Earthshacker Cannons finished a good few ahead of the rest in the Pro’s. This is just 1 short of the all time record of 15 held by Wade since way back in season 4….hold you’re horses though! Another shake up to the history books. From season 10, that agility nurgle team of Thunden’s, the Weeping Widowmakers, produced 16 injuries from Smashing Pumpkin alone! I’m sure we are all happy he is no longer terrorizing the leagues.
How did the Challenge League get on in this category:-
|1||Harry||The Wet Bandits||Fire_Talker||7||12|
|2||Lorenzo Brown||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||10|
|3||Coughee McLung||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||9|
|4||Eysteinvôr||Cold as ice||grooby1916||7||9|
|5||Jonas Valanćiünas||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||8|
|6||Grimm Tooth||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||7|
|7||Heineken||Revang of the dwarfs||royke033||7||6|
|8||Kyle Lowry||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||6||6|
|9||Marble Pineripper||[MML] Valpo Orcskins||SSBN616G||7||6|
|10||Bloody Thorn||ATX Longthorns||dmdouble0||7||6|
A skaven tops the charts!!! Harry of The Wet Bandits made some deep impressions/lacerations on his opponents with a very unhealthy 12 casualties inflicted. This in fact ties the previous record…surely not again! Season 10 continued to deliver on the field. With 14 injuries, Streaky from Missouri of Blackiron Swampdonkeys steals the crown. A late congratulations to you on this achievement.
Last but not least, well it was for the victim’s I suppose, let us take a look at those players who saved the apothecary some time by killing the players on the field.
|1||Rein Advar||Los Pumas||discodavo||6||3|
|3||Trish Rustlust||Magrita Misfits||beerz1313||7||2|
|4||Irish Carbomb||Bill COWher Power Hour||More_Shots||7||2|
|5||The Red Dragon||Ddraig Goch||hawca7387||4||2|
|8||Boromir||Lord of the Skinks||Lazertrip91||7||2|
|9||Doric Ratsmasher||Granite City Grimbeards||Just_Stevie13||7||2|
|10||Deranged Ed||The Warped Minds||Fnords||4||1|
With 3 kills each, Rein Advar and Gharakk Burntmouth of Los Pumas and Dawi-Zharr respectively sat on top of the season 13 kill charts. This is 1 shy of the record held by Nice ‘n’ Sticky of Just Norsin’ Around and Poor Yorick of All Wight on the night. Well done to both players.
Could the Challenge League better this?
|1||Jonas Valanćiünas||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||3|
|2||Don Angelo||Lustria Carpenters||stolzi84||7||3|
|3||Rusty Iron Jaw||Iron City Orc Boyz||BMFJiggs1981||5||2|
|5||Coughee McLung||Plague Inc||RandTheMad||7||2|
|6||Marble Pineripper||[MML] Valpo Orcskins||SSBN616G||7||2|
|7||Skarim||Delaware Dwarf Union||jerseyjoeaw||7||2|
|8||Harry||The Wet Bandits||Fire_Talker||7||2|
|10||Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear||The Slann Seers||Josiah_Frost||6||1|
No but they did match it in every sense, with 2 players also getting 3 kills each. Jonas Valanćiünas of We the Norse and Don Angelo of Lustria Carpenters came top of the pile of bodies. They join an ever expanding list of players who have killed 3 or more players. Excellent work from these 2 new players.
Let’s take a quick look at the interceptors in season 13. No one stood out in either of the league’s as no player managed to achieve more than 1 interception during the season.
|1||Deranged Ed||The Warped Minds||Fnords||4||1|
|4||Verwarthil Undomiel||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||1|
|5||Sentinel||High Wings of Hope||The_Stu176||7||1|
|6||Cliffard||The Green Tide Titans||thunden||6||1|
|7||Natural Odors||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||1|
|8||Doric Ratsmasher||Granite City Grimbeards||Just_Stevie13||7||1|
|9||Ratthak Blackarm||Taurawna Titans||momomcphee||7||1|
|1||Benny ‘Da Shank||Iron City Orc Boyz||BMFJiggs1981||5||1|
|2||Eye of Time 2.0||The Slann Seers||Josiah_Frost||7||1|
|3||Morgur Break’Burn||The Staved Finger||the-drunken-munk||7||1|
|4||Sinclair Bridgeford||St. Mahlbuerne Pioneers||HC-Vanselow||5||1|
|5||Jarl Ringo||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||1|
|6||Cash Spider||Innsmouth Deep Ones||Whiskey_Tornado||7||1|
|7||Lorenzo Brown||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||1|
|8||Norman Powell||We the Norse||theDO0MFROG||7||1|
|9||Hammer Tow||Georgia Goons||ColoradoCelt||7||1|
|10||Aganippe Theseis||Run It||JRyda275||7||1|
The record of 2 in the Pro’s remains, which is held by 3 players. The record still stands at 1 in the Challenge League. Hopefully this can be surpassed in season 14.
Last but not least we look at those wonderful players who continue to take one or 7 for the team. Those players who were knocked out most in the Pro’s were:-
|1||Larry LineElfski||The Rolling Ones||JimSardonic||6||7|
|2||Nose Tweaker||Ubersreik Flamers||Gerdleah||7||6|
|3||Natural Odors||Stop Rolling Ones!!!||ReznorRulesYou||7||6|
|5||Boogaloo||The Rolling Ones||JimSardonic||7||5|
|7||Hairy Pits||Ubersreik Flamers||Gerdleah||7||5|
|10||Igor||All Wight on the night||girth08||7||5|
Another table that an elf sits on top of. Larry LineElfski of The Rolling Ones saw the babes most, or not, with 7 knock outs sustained. Well done to you for still being alive!
In the Challenge League:-
|1||Jolph||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||6|
|2||Grimm Tooth||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||6|
|3||Bolph||Rock The Cas Box||BigBeardTony||7||6|
|5||Holt||The Redwood Rangers||xFOX__||7||6|
|6||Eye of the Storm 2.0||The Slann Seers||Josiah_Frost||6||5|
|8||Odo Forkson||Gimmie that Fork’n Knife||Mercy_F_Lush||4||4|
|10||Eye of the Gorgon 2.0||The Slann Seers||Josiah_Frost||7||4|
WOW!!! 5 players top the charts and impressively 3 players came from the same team. The aptly named Rock The Cas Box certainly did that, but not quite in the way they would have hoped.
So that’s it. Much later than I had hoped but there are the records for season 13 and the new entrants into the all time charts. I will be back soon (I hope) with the Pro post season records.