Season 14 Individual Awards – Pro and Challenge League

This post is part of the series Season 14 awards

Apologies to all. Home and work is seriously affecting my spare time at the moment so my series of stat based articles have fallen far behind. As you will see this article was started some time ago, but I’m not going to edit it! I will try to catch up as quick as possible but at my current speed I will be about 4 seasons behind by the time we reach season 20. To that end, if someone would like to volunteer and pick up the mantle going forward. Let me know and I can take it up with Preach.

Season 14 has been and gone and what a season it was! First off, let’s congratulate our champions More Shots, previously coach of the Bill COWher Power Hour, and Thunden (HoF), coach of Olympus Risen, for securing the Pro and Challenge League trophies respectively. They played excellently throughout and were deserving winners. Olympus Risen are rocking the Pro’s and the Power Hour are still nursing a hangoverl!

Before we look at the individual records let’s recognise a team that achieved a feat never attained before in the Pro’s. Disco Divas completed the regular season with a perfect 7-0-0. They join the Slaan Seers, who had managed the same record in season 9 of the Challenge League. Well done to Balwen for this great feat.

So who wants to know what players scored the most touchdowns last season? Is it an elf or a skaven player? For the Pro league:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedTouchdowns
1 Slinij Repulsive Ratlings StuffnJunk84 6 10
2 Greased Up Deaf Guy Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 6 10
3 No one can see me The Rolling Ones JimSardonic 7 8
4 Hellspawn Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 6 7
5 Soaped Up Mute Guy High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 7 7
6 Quickstep Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 7
7 Blackfingers Bartertown Scavengers preach_mj 6 7
8 Christophe von Slash Factor-50 United VpowerV 6 6
9 Lounge Lord of the Skinks Lazertrip91 7 6
10 Sir Gilhart Godcannon Order ofThe Holy Squirrel AndyCuk 7 6

It’s an elf and a skaven! Joint top with 10 scores in 6 games each, Slinij and Greased Up Deaf Guy (who also jointly topped the chart in season 13) lead the way in season 14. Congratulations to both, though still far short of the 16 scored by Lazy Smurf (a human) in season 10.

In the CL:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedTouchdowns
1 Skreamute of Hell The Wet Bandits Fire_Talker 7 11
2 Lazy Smurf Los Pumas discodavo 7 10
3 Han YOLO Solus savers CHASEJJ 7 10
4 Johnny Cage Test Your Might Stump_Humper 7 6
5 Oatlatl The Arbiters hezekiah87 7 6
6 Ze Sylvanian Thrallsucker Twelfman_ 7 6
7 Will Stutley The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 7 6
8 Harmarg Paws Horrific Hairballs momomcphee 7 6
9 Bob Dronkowski Bugman’s Bellringers Umphreysmagoo 6 6
10 George W Bush Disgruntled Republicans jaredwagner90 7 6

It’s a skaven! Skreamute of Hell picked up 11 touchdowns in the season. Well done to that gutter runner! This is a tad short of another gutter runner, the previously mentioned Slinij (see above) who scored 13 times just last season. With no skaven in the league for season 15, another race has a chance to take the top spot.

Let’s look at the rushers for season 14. Did Lounge hold down a title he has so often dominated, on the way to the pro final? :-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersRunning
1 Sir Gilhart Godcannon Order ofThe Holy Squirrel AndyCuk 7 380
2 Lounge Lord of the Skinks Lazertrip91 7 378
3 F*** It Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 368
4 Kjelle Revang of the dwarfs royke033 7 338
5 Knut Claydamn Earthshacker Cannons Evuccifer 7 334
6 Slinij Repulsive Ratlings StuffnJunk84 6 318
7 Matt Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado 7 298
8 Quickstep Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 298
9 Sobhis Takhra Undead But Worse teddytom 6 294
10 Turlak Dio’s Midgets DionysisA18 7 280

No! The little blighter fell just 2 yards short (he probably did snake eyes at some point). Sir Gilhart Godcannon surpassed Lounge last season with 380 yards. Excellently done, brave Sir Knight. This is still far short of the record of 626 rushing yards for Lycosidae in season 10. Hard to imagine someone getting close to that.

The CL all time record is more attainable, but still a tough nut to crack. Did anyone get close?:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersRunning
1 Boomer Redmane Black Rock Belchers HornetMML 7 428
2 Han YOLO Solus savers CHASEJJ 7 404
3 Johnny Cage Test Your Might Stump_Humper 7 400
4 Skreamute of Hell The Wet Bandits Fire_Talker 7 400
5 Bob Dronkowski Bugman’s Bellringers Umphreysmagoo 6 348
6 Oatlatl The Arbiters hezekiah87 7 314
7 Ridder Detriot is Gotham JRyda275 7 290
8 Fingon the Valiant Spawn of Ungoliant almaforever 7 276
9 Lazy Smurf Los Pumas discodavo 7 272
10 Krito of Mordheim The Wet Bandits Fire_Talker 7 268

Getting closest was Boomer Redman with an impressive 428 rushing yards. Well done you beareded stunty! Left all the other CL players in his dust but came short of the 512 yards inflicted in season 10 by Billy with no credit, of the BlackIron SwampDonkeys.

Let’s turn next to the throwers. High Elven throwers often dominate the top spot but let’s see if that happened in season 14.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersPassing
1 F*** It Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 238
2 Mátanefindir Hadilinas The Rolling Ones JimSardonic 7 124
3 Nitro Bartertown Scavengers preach_mj 7 84
4 Sleepless in Seattle Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 64
5 Belsathion Tantansyr Vermilion Vanquishers CavalierArcher 7 62
6 Peasant Venom Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 56
7 Charles de Couronne Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 54
8 Orastien “Fisticuff” High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 7 52
9 Matt Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado 7 52
10 Boomerang Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 52

In the Pro’s, a wood elf stormed way ahead of anyone else in the league with a very respectable 238 yards. F*** It of Stop Rolling Ones!!! put everyone else in the shade. Great job! Still this is a whopping 118 yards short of the record set by Billy “Magician” Graham from season 5. Did anyone in the Challenge League come close to either of these totals?

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedMetersPassing
1 Abe Lincoln Disgruntled Republicans jaredwagner90 7 98
2 Free Syx We the Norse theDO0MFROG 7 96
3 Antonio K. Constance Elfi Italiani Indolenti calle_maze 5 78
4 Longshot The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 6 70
5 Bulls-eye The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 5 62
6 Freddy Fingers Los Pumas discodavo 7 52
7 Morganti “Master” Sanguineous Dignity Sestonn 7 48
8 Rabbit The Wood Chippers ClownZombie 7 48
9 Turtle The Wood Chippers ClownZombie 6 38
10 Robin Of Locksley The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 4 30

Unfortunately no, but just winning the award in season 14 was Abe Lincoln with 98 yards. Congratulations to you. It’s been a while I think since a human topped the passing charts. This is still short of the record of 168 yards set by Windmill of the Disco Divas from season 11.

From throwers to receivers. These guys often hogged the touchdowns scored by their team so there should be some similarity with previous tables.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCatches
1 Greased Up Deaf Guy Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 6 12
2 Soaped Up Mute Guy High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 7 8
3 No touchie McGoo Manchuckster United TarnMison 5 7
4 No one can see me The Rolling Ones JimSardonic 7 7
5 Eomund Mehia Manchuckster United TarnMison 4 6
6 Christophe von Slash Factor-50 United VpowerV 6 6
7 Oswald the Vanquisher Claw & Score Glowworm-707 7 6
8 Yvil Kneivel ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 5
9 Sir Gilhart Godcannon Order ofThe Holy Squirrel AndyCuk 7 5
10 Blackfingers Bartertown Scavengers preach_mj 6 5

Winning the battle of the elves this time round is Greased Up Deaf Guy with an impressive 12 catches. This was far ahead of anyone else in the Pro’s for season 14. Still this was a couple short of the all time record held by A.B. of the Longbomb Carpenters, set back in season 11.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCatches
1 Delon Wright We the Norse theDO0MFROG 7 11
2 Swiftwind The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 7 6
3 Vulcan Olympus Risen thunden 6 5
4 Fenrir Olympus Risen thunden 7 5
5 Juan Giro Los Pumas discodavo 7 5
6 Will Stutley The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 7 5
7 Login Brown Leaf The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 7 5
8 Mashzy Hide Taif Tigers BigBadger01 7 4
9 Melian Spawn of Ungoliant almaforever 7 4
10 Ze Sylvanian Thrallsucker Twelfman_ 7 4

In the challenge league a new team and new player took the top spot and surprisingly was not an elf! Delon Wight of We the Norse, almost had double the number of catches than any other player in the challenge league. An extremely impressive performance and shows even Norse can have another side to their game. This is still 3 short of the season 5 record set by Sililith Sprintchamp.

Next we move onto the brutes of the MML. These guys like to leave the bloodied bodies of their opponents splattered across the astrogranite. So who lead the way for most knock outs in the Pro’s?

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedKO
1 Bloody Thorn ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 10
2 Tiple H Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 9
3 Karlund Livingtongue Earthshacker Cannons Evuccifer 6 8
4 Craly Mantle Magrita Misfits beerz1313 7 8
5 Wulskusk Lowell Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 7
6 Micah Fenrir Claw & Score Glowworm-707 7 7
7 Kantarg Rugtail Claw & Score Glowworm-707 5 6
8 Dragmáll Bóla Golden Discipline triperis 7 6
9 Vasilissa the Pretty Golden Discipline triperis 7 6
10 Louis d’Epee Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 6

An elf! Surely not. Let me double check that…confirmed! Bloody Thorn of ATX Longthorn bedazzled her opponents with her flowing hair and skimpy uniform, before delivering brutal spinning heel kicks to their head! On 10 seperate occasions no less. This is 6 short of the record held by Iztssa of the Slaan Seers set back in season 11.

In the Challenge league:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedKO
1 Hugo Valdred The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 7 8
2 Dekan Starebaag Taif Tigers BigBadger01 7 7
3 Toof “Get Ya” Num Needham Hill Not Highs Just_Stevie13 7 7
4 Solomon Grundy Detriot is Gotham JRyda275 5 7
5 Melian Spawn of Ungoliant almaforever 7 6
6 Delta Force The Arbiters hezekiah87 7 6
7 Logan Bluefur The Arbiters hezekiah87 7 6
8 Belhk Black Rock Belchers HornetMML 7 6
9 Founders Needham Hill Not Highs Just_Stevie13 7 6
10 Will Scarlet The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 7 6

A human this time! Where are the chaos and dwarves at? That’s right, they are below Hugo Valdred who managed 8 knock outs to take the accolade. This is only half of the total set by Coughee McLung of Plague Inc back in season 12. Well done to Hugo on this achievement.

Let’s now look at the next group who took their brutality a bit further. Quite often taking their opponents completely out of the game. Most casualties will surely bring a sense of normality:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCasualties
1 Jolly Jaywalker Disco Divas Balwen2013 7 10
2 Bloody Thorn ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 9
3 Micah Fenrir Claw & Score Glowworm-707 7 9
4 Pixie Not so sweet The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 8
5 Celeborn Vermilion Vanquishers CavalierArcher 7 8
6 Ball Breaker Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 7 7
7 Tiple H Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 7
8 Hisil Drung-Troll Dio’s Midgets DionysisA18 7 7
9 Disco Downtown Undead But Worse teddytom 7 7
10 Kah Alqui Paos’y Innsmouth Deep Ones Whiskey_Tornado 7 7

F’Orcin’ hell! Another elf!!! Jolly Jaywalker of Disco Divas helped his team onto a perfect regular season with 10 injuries on his opponents. Not so jolly for everyone else. This was also just 1 ahead of Bloody Thorn, again showing her prowess for destruction on the Blood Bowl field. This is still far short of the 16 casualty record set by Smashing Pumpkin of the Weeping Widowmakers in season 10. Can the challenge league continue to produce some bizarre results?:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedCasualties
1 Lorenzo Brown We the Norse theDO0MFROG 6 12
2 Logan Bluefur The Arbiters hezekiah87 7 10
3 Hugo Valdred The Merry Band of Men RandTheMad 7 10
4 Founders Needham Hill Not Highs Just_Stevie13 7 8
5 Kelvin Solus savers CHASEJJ 7 8
6 Jonas Valanćiünas We the Norse theDO0MFROG 7 7
7 Onyx Legends Of Spawn Spawn_Of_Cthulu 5 7
8 Dekan Starebaag Taif Tigers BigBadger01 7 6
9 Belhk Black Rock Belchers HornetMML 7 6
10 Isis de Nile Blue6Maxx 7 6

Another human, but of the norse variety. Lorenzo Brown of We the Norse finished clear of the rest of the CL with an impressive 12 casualties. Well done to you! This is just 2 short of the all time CL record held by Streaky from Missouri of the BlackIron Swampdonkeys, set back in season 10.

So let’s take a look at the killers from season 14. These guys apparently get bonuses for the number of skulls they collect. In the Pro’s:-

InflictedDead – Best Season
# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedDead
1 Celeborn Vermilion Vanquishers CavalierArcher 7 2
2 Sneeei Ubersreik Flamers Gerdleah 6 2
3 Tiple H Hopeless Necromantics seriousjest 7 2
4 Dusk Bartertown Scavengers preach_mj 6 2
5 Anderson Halifax St. Mahlbuerne Pioneers HC-Vanselow 6 1
6 Pixie Not so sweet The Pumpkin Kings DwarfGiant 7 1
7 Bloody Thorn ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 1
8 Istmair ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 1
9 Charles de Couronne Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 1
10 Cecil Elmhurst St. Mahlbuerne Pioneers HC-Vanselow 7 1

4 players managed 2 kills each. What is the connection between those players? They were all players that came from my farm teams! Celeborn, Sneeei,Tiple H and Dusk all did well but fell 2 short of the record held by Nice ‘n’ Sticky of Just Norsin’ Around and Poor Yorick of All Wight on the Night set in seasons 5 and 12 respectively.

In the CL:-

InflictedDead – Best Season
1 Isis de Nile Blue6Maxx 7 3
2 Harmarg Paws Horrific Hairballs momomcphee 7 2
3 Obsidian Legends Of Spawn Spawn_Of_Cthulu 4 2
4 Onyx Legends Of Spawn Spawn_Of_Cthulu 5 2
5 Kelvin Solus savers CHASEJJ 7 2
6 Geomideer the Mouldering Kill da Carrot MML gohron204 7 2
7 Sara Palin Disgruntled Republicans jaredwagner90 7 2
8 Tend-fagor Taif Tigers BigBadger01 3 1
9 Holt The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 6 1
10 Rauserr Positron Elfi Italiani Indolenti calle_maze 6 1

With 3 kills, Isis of de Nile collected the most skulls in season 14. Well done to you! This tied the record which is now held by 7 players. Can someone get 4 kills in season 15?

So now we move on to the interceptors. This is normally quite a hotly contested category. Everyone normally gets 1 or no interceptions! True to form that remained the case in both leagues.

# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedInterceptions
1 Don Victor Lustria Carpenters stolzi84 2 1
2 Stone Cold ATX Longthorns dmdouble0 7 1
3 Lord Mitt of Romney Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 1
4 Morphael Beastmaster Repulsive Ratlings StuffnJunk84 6 1
5 Timothy Ceslav Factor-50 United VpowerV 7 1
6 Natural Odors Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 1
7 Kiirdur Aladanae The Rolling Ones JimSardonic 6 1
# Player Name Team Coach GP InflictedInterceptions
1 Unnamed Halfling #2 North Shire Nobodys (MML) RJCarrot 5 1
2 Johnny Cage Test Your Might Stump_Humper 7 1
3 Gil-Galad Spawn of Ungoliant almaforever 7 1
4 Morgoth Spawn of Ungoliant almaforever 7 1
5 Clay Face Detriot is Gotham JRyda275 7 1
6 Amun Ra de Nile Blue6Maxx 7 1
7 Traclaw Black Heart Buccaneerz doddfactor 7 1
8 Filth Fantastic Fumbling Filth DrWrongpipes 7 1
9 Morglum Eat’Hand Green Meat BrunfireARGNR 7 1
10 Smurg Muh Nurg Legends Of Spawn Spawn_Of_Cthulu 5 1

Congrats to you all! The record in the Pro league remains 2, which is held by 3 players. We now have 45 players in the CL on 1 interception!

Finally we end as we always do, looking at those players who don’t just take one for the team, they take many hits for the team and never give in (until they are killed).  Let’s take a look at the best punching bags from the Pro league in season 14:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP SustainedKO
1 Fituk Repulsive Ratlings StuffnJunk84 7 6
2 Orastien “Fisticuff” High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 7 5
3 Gnawghty Repulsive Ratlings StuffnJunk84 7 5
4 Count Hector von Rot Factor-50 United VpowerV 7 5
5 Dusk Bartertown Scavengers preach_mj 6 5
6 Elvan Slyeye Stop Rolling Ones!!! ReznorRulesYou 7 5
7 Vanval Blazerunner Vermilion Vanquishers CavalierArcher 4 4
8 Verwarthil Undomiel High Wings of Hope The_Stu176 6 4
9 Bart Golden Discipline triperis 7 4
10 JoFro the Loquacious Mousillon Morningstars sturmjarl 7 4

Top of the charts is a rat unsurprisingly. Fituk of the now retired Repulsive Ratlings managed to get knocked out 6 times for his team in the regular season. His name will go down in history, forever remembered by the Ratlings fans. In the CL:-

# Player Name Team Coach GP SustainedKO
1 Harry The Wet Bandits Fire_Talker 7 7
2 Stoat The Wood Chippers ClownZombie 7 6
3 Unnamed Halfling #13 North Shire Nobodys (MML) RJCarrot 6 6
4 Holt The Redwood Rangers xFOX__ 6 5
5 Mohovil “Delicious” Sanguineous Dignity Sestonn 7 5
6 Abubakar Imhef The Abracadavers UncleDondie 7 5
7 Unnamed Halfling #4 North Shire Nobodys (MML) RJCarrot 7 5
8 Jumbce Creep The Wet Bandits Fire_Talker 6 5
9 Thecut Fester’s Pride yayitsme2013 7 5
10 Abe Lincoln Disgruntled Republicans jaredwagner90 7 5

With a hugely impressive average knock out rate of 1 per game, Harry (another rat) of The Wet Bandits helped his team to the promised land of the Pro league, beating all contenders to the coveted golden neck brace trophy.

So there you have it. Congratulations to all the players this season who made the charts.

Looking at the history I started this article on the 27th September! Honestly I’m not that slow at typing. It hopefully won’t take me as long to get the rest of the articles out for you to view.

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