Sexy Rexy Recovery Log

Uuggghhhh… everything’s dark…

Why can’t I see? Am I Blind?!

Ok no…it’s something wrapped around your head idiot, settle down…

OH MAN EVERYTHING HURTS!

Ok relax…what’s on my head…bandages???

Let’s just pull these off…

OH MY GOD IT’S SO BRIGHT! 

How long were those bandages on for…?

Is… Is that a cast around my leg?!

Ok…Ok…you can still move around…even if it hurts more than Fluffy the Treeman sitting on you…

Alright…I hear stuff outside…practice??

No… Can’t be…

Ok Rexy…You can do this…get yourself up you limp wristed pansy…

What…What is that hanging from the wall?  And why is there an urn under it?!

 

MML Inaugural Challenge Champions Season 3

 

What the?! How long have I been out for?! The last thing I remember is that filthy storm vermin from Rodentia coming over and…

WOW.

I’ve gotta get outside…

“REXY YOU’RE OK!!!” Who are these linemen?  I’ve never seen them before in my life…

“Soooo uhhhh we won the title guys?” Really Rexy? That’s your grand entrance?

“Oh Rexy, we have so much to talk about!” I wish I could find someone else to answer my questions…well obviously not Greased Up Deaf Guy, I can’t understand a word that comes out of his mouth.

“So where’s Terry and F*** It?” They must have played incredible in the Title Game…

“F*** It is dead Rexy…Those filthy rats…the pitch was caked in blood after the match…They had to scrape some bits of him off the grass for us to put in an urn.” I really wish it was someone I knew telling me this and not some faceless lineman that will be joining F*** It soon enough…

“Well we all know what we sign up for.  Uhhhh, what’s your name friend?”  Like I really care.

“Sacrificial Elf #4 Sir!” Wow, they’re getting right to the point with these names huh?  Well at least he knows where he stands I guess.

“RRRRREEEEXXXXXYYYYY!!!!!”  OH FINALLY HERE COMES TERRY!

“Wow Rexy we weren’t sure you’d make it after the apoth had to use pieces of your leg to patch up that nasty hole in your head!”  Well that explains the cast I suppose…

“So you guys won the Challenge Cup huh Terry? Thats incredible!”  Incredible you did it without me at least…

“Oh more than that Rexy, more than that!” Ugh what else did you do to steal my ranking on the team huh?

“Let me ask you Rexy…what do you know about Chaos teams?” I really don’t like that sarcastic smile…

“Players can be replaced, wins can’t.” The same mantra drilled into all of us from birth…

“Then welcome to the Iron League Rexy, it’s gonna be one bumpy ride!”