Well, it’s obvious that you guys listened to my frustration about the 29-way tie for the INT record, you considered it carefully, you incorporated special plans into your strategies, you rallied together…and you doubled down on your efforts to piss me off. We now have a 34-way tie for the INT record of 1, as S5 Wk6 became the 2nd week in MML history in which 5 INTs were recorded (other than these past 2 weeks, no week has produced more than 2 INTs)…and all of those INTs this past week were caught by different teams…and one of them was a saurus interception against my team. I hate you guys so very, very much. 
Congrats to Nuffle’s Holy Rollers, though, for becoming the 1st team in MML history to record an INT 2 weeks in a row. The only other record that was tied this past week was the Kills record, as Dignity executed its own version of Vermintide at the Grandiose Majesty.
| Record | Stat | Team | Coach | Against | When |
| Highest Ball Possession Percentage | 93% | Wrecking kru | Caven08 | at Mauz | S3 Wk6 |
| Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half | 56% | Itschodaddy | Its_cho_daddy | at Rookie Mistakes | S1 Wk3 |
| Thee Grandiose Gladiators | TigerShark4NU | at Bill COWher Power Hour | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Da Orcs of Rome | eddyeddy202 | vs. The Cold Hard Truth | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | at The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk1 | ||
| Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half | 75% | North Grove Gale | CommieCOZY | vs. The Cheese Stands Alone | S2 Wk2 |
| Celebrity Reptiles | Stimee | v. Mauz | S3 Wk5 | ||
| Most Passes | 9 | Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | at Seathiel Treehawks | S1 Wk3 |
| Most Successful Interceptions | 1 | Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Thee Grandiose Gladiators | S1 Wk1 |
| Darkmoon Blades | Leathyndra | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1 Wk3 | ||
| The Cold Hard Truth | Sestonn | at Mauz | S2 Wk1 | ||
| Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | at New Orcland Grunts | S2 Wk2 | ||
| Quelaag’s Khorne Flakes | GalfonOrbit | at Darvi Bloodwings | S2 Wk2 | ||
| Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | at Darkmoon Blades | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Skuttle Butts | Spawn_Of_Cthulu | at Pierre’s Pastries | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Wrecking kru | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Innsmouth Deep Ones | Whiskey_Tornado | at Nevermoor Ravens | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Thee Grandiose Gladiators | TigerShark4NU | vs. Mauz | S2 Wk8 | ||
| Cans wes eats it | CHASEJJ | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S3 Wk4 | ||
| Loren Rockets | Ponghines | at The Blitzkriegers | S3 Wk8 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | vs. Gottleib Gladiators | S3 Wk8 | ||
| Granite City Grimbeards | Just_Stevie13 | at Rodentia Ad Nauseam | S4 Wk2 | ||
| White Owlz | The_Stu176 | vs. Da Green Fist | S4 Wk3 | ||
| Dignity | Sestonn | vs. SupeR StreetFighter ElveS | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Leaf Dancers | Ponghines | at The Blitzkriegers | S4 Wk5 | ||
| Yate Yobz 2.3 | S130south | vs. White Owlz | S4 Wk6 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | at Yate Yobz 2.3 | S4 Wk7 | ||
| Innsmouth Deep Ones | Whiskey_Tornado | at Stop Rolling Ones!!! | S4 Wk7 | ||
| Dignity | Sestonn | at Just Norsin’ Around | S5 Wk2 | ||
| Mousillon Morningstars | sturmjarl | vs. Snitchburgh PieRats | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Rodentia Ad Nauseam | ntb_99 | vs. Witch’s Coven | S5 Wk4 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | at White Owlz | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Walking Dead Reanimated | Fnords | vs. Bill COWher Power Hour | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Bill COWher Power Hour | More_Shots | at Walking Dead Reanimated | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Los Pumas | discodavo | at Rodentia Ad Nauseam | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | durrun | at Snitchburg PieRats | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Yate Yobz 2.3 | S130south | at Leaf Dancers | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Norse Leap til Brooklyn | bortbot18 | vs. Princes of Arioch | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Champions of Valhalla | shadow_webster | vs. Repulsive Ratlings | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Reptile Dysfunction | hezekiah87 | vs. Greendale Human Beings | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | durrun | at Just Norsin’ Around | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Most Blocks Succeeded | 86 | Norse Leap til Brooklyn | bortbot18 | at Repulsive Ratlings | S5 Wk1 |
| Most KOs Inflicted | 9 | Mauz | DaltMc | vs. The Dark Oak Deerskins | S2 Wk4 |
| Wrecking kru | Caven08 | vs. Norse Leap til Brooklyn | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Most Injuries Inflicted | 7 | Wrecking kru | Caven08 | vs. Norse Leap til Brooklyn | S4 Wk4 |
| Los Pumas | discodavo | vs. Leaf Dancers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Most Kills Inflicted | 3 | Da Orcs of Rome | eddyeddy202 | vs. Skuttle Butts | S2 Wk6 |
| New Orcland Grunts | preach_mj | at The Kentucky Bourbons | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Wrecking kru | Caven08 | vs. Just Norsin’ Around | S5 Wk5 | ||
| Dignity | Sestonn | vs. Snitchburg PieRats | S5 Wk6 | ||
| Most Yards Running | 218 | Los Pumas | discodavo | at Rodentia Ad Nauseam | S5 Wk5 |
| Most Yards Passing | 122 | Dignity | Sestonn | vs. Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | S5 Wk3 |
| Most TDs | 6 | Rodentia Ad Nauseam | ntb_99 | at Da Green Fist | S4 Wk7 |
| Dignity | Sestonn | vs. Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| White Owlz | The_Stu176 | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk4 | ||
| Most Armour Breaks | 27 | Solus savers | CHASEJJ | vs. Princes of Arioch | S5 Wk3 |
| Most Players Expelled | 3 | New Orcland Grunts | preach_mj | at Mauz | S2 Wk6 |
| Thugz of Weldrake | Hairy_Warthog | at White Owlz | S3 Wk6 | ||
| Solus savers | CHASEJJ | at Leaping Lizard | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Thugz of Weldrake | Hairy_Warthog | at Leaf Dancers | S5 Wk5 | ||
| New Orcland Grunts | preach_mj | vs. Dignity | S5 Wk5 |
Great as always Jest. Bonus points for any South Park reference.
Great work jest, One day the interception record will be broken… and then tied the next day 😆