Teased to Retort

Master Baker as a child did not participate in the Dwarf games, but help his mother in her bakery. The other kids would tease him, and would sing:

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker’s man

Bake me a cake as fast as you can

Mix it and stir it and bake it just right

It’s only thing you’re good for, cause you can’t fight!

Now he has grown up, and made lots of dough with his bakeries. So to prove his teasers wrong, he started a Blood Bowl team Patty Cakes” with his fellow bakers. They are strong, too, from all the dough they throw around. Now is the time to show them and hit them in the eye.

Who threw that pie?

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