Week 1 Injury Report

Hello MMLPro fans, League Apothecary More_Shots here with the week 2 injury update.
With Season 3 starting we are seeing new teams flood in and get their first taste of the PRO game. Was that taste sweet victory or did it taste like blood and busted teeth. I think it tasted like the second. This week’s injury report is over flowing with a whopping 11 players with injured players from teams making their professional debut. It would appear that many may have underestimated how much faster and more violent the pro game really is from the farm. Los Pumas veteran Catcher was the only returning player to suffer a MNG. (Miss Next Game)
INJURED, Blitzer Istfir for Bloodshot Warriors
INJURED, Blitzer Kyrbaire for Bloodshot Warriors
INJURED, Lineman Caemlor for Bloodshot Warriors
INJURED, Chaos Warrior Kardos Neth Shyesh for The Bastard Executioners
INJURED, Beastman Cryny Hair for The Bastard Executioners
INJURED, Lineman Tukfang for Cans Wes Eats It
INJURED, Black Orc Arkail Bloodjaw for Red Fang Fury
INJURED, Blitzer Graber for Cans Wes Eats It
INJURED, Blitzer Marnast for Cans Wes Eats It
INJURED, Blocker The Pusuer for The Bell Keepers
INJURED, Lineman Sornithra for Loren Rockets
INJURED, Catcher Detlef Rustia for Los Pumas

(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record player)
*Simon & Garfunkel – The Sound of Silence plays softly*
Deaths are also up… way up. The veterans didn’t fair as well here.

Loren Rockets
Lineman Elvandon: Deceased







Nevermoor Ravens
Lineman Finear: Deceased







Leaping Lizards
Skink Lizzy: Deceased







Seathiel Treehawks
Wardancer Lymeyth: Deceased







Lineman Mously Nibbles: Deceased
Mously Nibbles







Rat Ogre Rogre: Deceased








My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the MML and Farm. We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet victory and achieve fame and glory in the MML.
As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,