Hello MMLPro fans, League Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into week 5 and here is your injury update. I want to take this time to remind coaches that in season 3 players have begun to get more violent. Mighty Blow, Claw, and even Pile On have begun to become skills that many players are developing. So, if you are brave enough to field a Skaven team or Wood Elves make sure to do your best to protect them. Otherwise they will wind up on my list.
INJURED, Runner Calthrin for Bloodshot Warriors
INJURED, Lineman Caemlor for Bloodshot Warriors
INJURED, Chaos Warrior Kardos Neth Shyesh for The Bastard Executioners
INJURED, Blocker Smelther Demon for The Bell Keepers
INJURED, Lineman Mikaal Orr for Nevermoor Ravens
INJURED, Skink Klitz of Despair for Reptile Dysfunction
INJURED, Thrower Telulan fro Seathirl Treehawks
INJURED, Lineman Veassen Aladanae for Thee Grandiose Gladiators
INJURED, Blitzer Fimbien for Nevermoor Ravens
INJURED, Lineman Maxmillian Fleisch for Los Pumas
INJURED, Black Orc Azhag Smash’Eyez for The New Orcland Grunts
(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record player)
*Prince – When Doves Cry plays softly*
As League Apothecary I would like to personal thank the Loren Rockets. They have been getting players injured and killed at a staggering rate. If they keep this up I will be able to retire early.
Lineman Lothuen: Deceased
Wardancer Mal’nor: Deceased
Lineman Decay: Deceased
My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the MMLPro, Challenge, and Farm. We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet victory and achieve fame and glory in the MML.
As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,