Hello MMLPro fans, League Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into week 6 and here is your injury update. It was another violent week in the MML. A few star players look to be missing week 6. TMNL’s Torpedoraptor, Wrecking Kru’s Graost, and fan favorite Pork Attack’s War Pig are all out this week. This is War Pigs second major injury this year and rumors are flying around about a possible retirement. If he does hang up his cleats he will have many opportunities around this league. Could a possible side line reporting career be in the works or maybe he would be interested in being a guest APO at a few games. He couldn’t do much worse than the ones that left these players in pieces.
INJURED, Linman Belarithra for White Owlz
INJURED, Blitzer Grath for Cans Wes Eats It
INJURED, Skink Torpedoraptor for TMNL
INJURED, Catcher Manfred Giggler for Gotteib Gladiators
INJURED, Blitzer Limthan for Darvi Bloodwings
INJURED, Thrower Graost for Wrecking Kru
INJURED, Blitzer Taldrir for Nevermoor Ravens
INJURED, Blitzer War Pig for Pork Attack
INJURED, Skink Billy for Leaping Lizards
INJURED, Skink Silly for Leaping Lizards
INJURED, Beastman Bill RAManowski for Bill Cowher Power Hour
BREAKING NEWS: The Loran Rockets have avoided injury and death this week and have begun rebuilding their roster.
(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record player)
*Johnny Cash – Hurt plays softly*
Lineman Gustaf Hamlyn: Deceased
White Owlz Lineman Elalu: Deceased
My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the MMLPro, Challenge, and Farm. We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet victory and achieve fame and glory in the MML.
As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,