YDSMH in the record books!!!

YDSMH: Season 2
Week 2…

The locker room was quiet and the players new the coach wouldn’t be happy.  They had lost to a top Norse operation called Golden Discipline.  Coach called in star player Sidewinder and everything to help out on the opening pro game.  But, the team failed in horrific fashion.

Coach burst into the locker with a new paper in his hand and foam frothing from his mouth.

“YOU DIRT BAG REALLY DID IT THIS TIME!!!  NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT WIN! BUT, IN THE PROCESS OF THAT YOU ALSO GOT PUT INTO THE RECORD BOOKS!”  Coach point at the paper.

“IT’S RIGHT HERE AND BLACK AND WHITE!  ON THE FRONT PAGE EVEN!!!

GOLDEN DISCIPLINE BREAK RECORD IN Knock Outs and Armor Breaks!

“That was my old teams record.  I sat on the sideline and watched you hand it to them.  Then again many of you SAT on the sideline and watched it happen too!”

Distant heavy footsteps can be heard.

“But, I’m not letting you guys do this to me again!”

The players start looking around and the sound gets louder and louder.

“That noise is Hateleaf Angerbranch Sr.  I found him in an dark alley fighting Black Orcs for money.  He is the teams new Treeman.  He is here to make sure that no more of my records get broken.  Before he gets here he has a few rules in his contract.
#1.  None of you elves look him in the eyes.  He don’t like that.
#2.  No hiding things in his branches.  Not even eyepets!  He has some branch styling service that does his foliage each week and he is very particular about it.
#3.   And this on is important.  NEVER EVER ask about Hateleaf Angerbranch Jr.”

The thunderous steps grow closer and the elves all look down at the floor.

 

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