Mead & Mayhem League

Deva Dominators March 7, 2022

Lady L was not impressed. “I specifically said, win or die. We didn’t win and only 5 of you died – you can’t even do that right!!” Last season was long and bloody for the fledgling franchise, Lady L put a lot of her own gold into building that team. This season she hopes for […]

A meal between friends March 7, 2022

“How do you feel the last season went,” asked Gorm and he picked at his plate bonemeal. Raff looked up from his plate and mumbled something uncomprehensive with a turkey leg in his mouth. “You know that turkey is going no where, you can stop eating for a second.” Raff pulled the bone from his […]

The Magic is Back March 6, 2022

As Rmac peered over the great canyon below he was joined by Vorgen one of his few remaining original players. “Itssssss time for ussss to be heard againnn”. “I know it is and we shall be among the pro ranks again”. Rmac needed a way to draw out the hooded figure and so at the […]

Who are the real Punks? March 6, 2022

The dance troupe turned blood bowl team known as Razzle Dazzle had exceeded everyone’s expectations to reach the MML Pro Final in their debut season. coach shakeydog had gotten into a little hot water during his pre match press conference when in what appeared to be a translation issue he seemed to call the two […]

Yesterdays Stale Buns March 6, 2022

For the past two seasons the Elevenses have shown much promise, but results stagnate, like yesterday’s stale bakes. Perhaps Eddies retirement from the pitch and newfound obsession with squirrels has halted the Elevenses passion and drive, mediocre matches and yet to reach the illusive playoffs. The opening two matches of Mead and Mayhem Pro season […]

The curse in due course. March 6, 2022

As he sat across the piercing gaze of the Vampires, the Mad Coach Gio Hacekas wished he had the mind reading capabilities of his players. Their first season in the MML Pro-League had been nothing short of a catastrophe. They had won a couple of games and even managed to draw against the legendary Hopeless […]

Tonight with Hubert: “Zizz, a Celebration” March 6, 2022

“Annnnnnd, welcome back folks to the Tonight Show with your host, Huberttttttt!” The crowd in the studio cheer, as the lights pick out a huge man squeezed in behind a desk. He is massive; an enormous, grotesque head, hair lacquered in a quiff, heavy jowls, sweaty; he looks like a rich boss who has enjoyed […]

Welcome to Sandtown, can you spare a dime? March 6, 2022

Most people thought that Sandtown was a myth. A fairy tale about a city of gold to tell children at bedtime, or a story for drunken sailers to share over one too many ales. Not long ago he’d thought the same. But here, at the end of his long journey through the desert, was proof […]

Public Enemy Number Two March 6, 2022

The coach watched incognito from high in the stands, gnawing at a wedge of Skaven Mature and washing the taste out of his mouth with a pint of XXXXXX. He didn’t need a disguise. Nobody, even (or especially) his former colleagues, knew or cared what he looked like and what did he have to lose […]