“Annnnnnd, welcome back folks to the Tonight Show with your host, Huberttttttt!” The crowd in the studio cheer, as the lights pick out a huge man squeezed in behind a desk. He is massive; an enormous, grotesque head, hair lacquered… Read the rest

“Fired? You can’t fire me, I’m the Captain!” Welf of Fire stood, indignant, hand on hips.  Coach Ntb leaned back in his chair. “I’m sorry. It’s just, since you took that injury, you’ve not been the same. I need to… Read the rest

A TV Studio. Two figures sat opposite each other, being filmed under the hot lights. A man, and a rat.  “So what did it feel like, scoring the winning touchdown?” “It not me, it group-team. All work tough-hard for win.”… Read the rest

“I am a poor welfaring stranger, traveling through this world of woe. Hmmm, that’s good,” thought Welf the Revelator, self-declared poet, philosopher and spiritual guide of the fledgling Welfaring Strangers Blood Bowl team. “He sounds so lonely,” cried Welf of… Read the rest

Stephen-rat-thing was a blood bowl player-bloodbag for Rodentia Ad Nauseam. Some say he had a lot of touchdown-scores. Some say he was a star-star. Some say he was Legendary. But to me, someone who knew Stephen well-good, he was something… Read the rest