Eddie the Smeagol had a very adequate first season as player coach of the Sackville Elevenses entering in the semi-pro Chaos Prime Republic league. They even managed to win their very first game of the season vs Big Hope, a… Read the rest

It was early in the morning, when Paleidokos was woken up from a mounted messenger. He had an urgent message from the MML League commissioner that his team was successfully listed. The new season would begin soon and he was… Read the rest

“Our pizza’s a killer! We’ll surely deliver!” – So this was the motto of the team which coach Josiah Frost had now found himself managing. It had been a while since he had the pleasure of coaching a team in… Read the rest

It was the Souls most important game in years. An MML Pro semi-final with the legendary Hopeless Necromantics and they were in trouble! The Bowel of London was packed to the rafters with screaming fans, mostly rats and goblins with… Read the rest

  She was tired, so tired, so fat and so tired, tired, tired, tired…and fat, so, so fat. But she had to be fat because a thinner person wouldn’t have had the stature to contain her rage, the metabolism to… Read the rest