To whom it may concern;
I’ve been hoodwinked, scammed, BAMBOOZELED! Recently I was without a team to coach due to the mating habits of my previous Lizard team. I was approached by a mysterious man in a cloak with an offer I couldn’t refuse. Coach a team of juiced up chaos in the MML. I was excited! We were going to terrorize our way to a championship trophy!
My first clue something was wrong was in game two, when picking up the first dead player of the season off the pitch I noticed on his armor was written “MADE IN NEW ORCLAND”. Another clue was how feeble everyone on the team was. Everyone except for the one player I personally Brought in from my good friend Don Jamaica, or as you know him More_Shots.
After 7 deaths in 7 games ( 5 technically because I was able to save 2 with an Apothecary [ 7 technically, because two of the dead were killed even further by an apothecary]) I knew something was up. Imagine my horror when I saw a beastman remove his horns, and his “costume” to reveal a fat elf with fingers missing. It appears the KY bourbons, minus Captain Morgan, were imposters. I’ve been coaching half-lings, goblins, and Elves with a thyroid problem for a whole season. To top it off I got them 4 wins and a bowl game in the process. Most of the team are already days away from death already, so it shouldn’t be a surprise so many died this year.
All this being said………THE REPTILE DYSFUNCTION ARE RETURNING TO THE MML. I have already signed the paperwork folks, and we are putting you on notice. My team is back and ready for blood. They were in the Semi-finals in Season 3 and they want a championship. Watch your backs, kids, it’s about to get bloody.
Once you go Chaos…you go right back to Lizardmen.
Welcome back!!! Look forward to pipping you for playoffs again it hasn’t been the same without you!!! Xxx
Ugh more lizards, but I guess at least it’s not dorfs…
Lol, I thought those chaos guys looked pretty funny.
More_Shots chaos products are the finest in the league.
🙁 but i wanted to bash chaos in season 5
Dungeon West is never boring!
#Note: Need more tackle and Dauntless