Bowls and Playoffs Injury Report

Hello , Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into the Bowls and Playoffs this is your injury update.  It’s been a long season and we have had many injuries and death.  These are all the injuries we could capture before some of the teams have released the injured player or put them on long term IR.  These players are currently going to miss their next game.  Some may be missing a bowl game.  Some a Playoff game.  Others may have to wait till next year before they are fully healed.

Off Season

INJURED, Skink Art Skinkletter for Celebrity Reptiles

INJURED, Chaos Warrior Kardos Neth Shyesh for The Bastard Executioners

Bowl Game

INJURED, Saurus Tyranitar for Hisstory of Violence

INJURED, Lineman Cirost for Seathiel Treehawks

INJURED, Lineman Hasirel for Seathiel Treehawks

INJURED,  Beastman MarSHEEP Faulk for Bill COWher Power Hour

INJURED, Gutter Runner Lashamute Squeek for Mauz

INJURED, Troll Slim Pickens for New Orcland Grunts

INJURED, Black Orc Testorclese for New Orcland Grunts


INJURED, Lineman Banthil for The Blitzkriegers

(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record )

*AC/DC– Ride On plays softly*

Inspired by the hard work of SeriousJest, I’m going to give a few stats too.

This regular season I was able to document 90 Miss Next Game injuries.

I was also able to tally 34 Deaths.  Please note that 2 of these kills happen to be elf star players that have been seen since alive and well.  N

*All stats done by a drunkard and are not reliable


Mauz Gutter Runner Chiruk: Deceased









New Orcland Grunts Blitzer Grimk: Deceased









The Bastard Executioners Chaos Warrior Yel-Gor: Deceased









Leaping Lizards Skink Jimmy: Deceased









Darvi Bloodwings Blitzer Toreoth: Deceased









Mentin: Deceased









My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the Pro, Challenge, and . We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet and achieve fame and glory in the .

As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,