BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Coach Hairy Warthog deserts the Thugz in their hour of need!!!!!

Following yet another defeat on the Bloodbowl pitch coach Hairy Warthog officially walked out of the Black Stronghold this afternoon leaving the Thugz of Wheldrake without an official coach for what could be their last ever season in the MML Pro League. At present time it is not known who will take the helm at the chaos club but it is thought it will be one of the existing backroom staff. Coach Hairy Warthog has made this statement for the press office.

Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours… if you can count!
[a couple of beastmen cheer for Hairy Warthog]
Hairy: Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Leaping Lizards sitting next to the White Owlz. We’ve got the Granite City Grimbeards right by the Flat Earth Angels. The Leaf Dancers, Harrelsons and the Slann Seers!! Nobody is wasting nobody. That… is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.
[Few more beastmen cheering for Hairy]
Hairy: You’re standing right now with eight teams  from thirty two clubs. And there’s over a hundred more. That’s twenty thousand hardcore players. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to play: sixty thousand team players! Now, there ain’t but twenty thousand Goblin Gambling representatives in the whole league. Can you dig it?
Assembled players from the WAC/WFC: Yeah.
Hairy: Can you dig it?
Players: Yeah!
Hairy: Can you dig it?
Players: YEAH!
[shouting and Cheering]
I have had enough of Goblin Gambling interfering and running our League! It is with great regret and sadness that I officially resign from the Thugz of Wheldrake. I’m not sure who will be running the team from now on, but I will say this, Goblin Gambling have taken this club over, the are taking the conference over and they will take the whole League over! unless YOU stop them!!!
At the far end of the hall, several masked figures enter and point to coach Warthog.
Goblin Gambling : GET HIM!!!
Coach Warthogs manages to slip into the crowd and make his escape. But where has he gone? Will he return? Who will take charge of the Thugz??? We do not know the answers to theses questions yet. Maybe we never will??



  1. The Warriors! Can Hairy make it across town to safety before rivals get him?! My money is on the Baseball Furies!

  2. I am glad Hairy was able to assist with the Seers broadcast from his secret location. I am thinking Grimsby. 😉 No one will look for him there. Perhaps even Middlesbrough. 😀 I would be sad, though, if anything happens to the Thugz. They are a real part of the MML and would be missed, I am sure.

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