Hissstory of Violence Claim Talisman R Us Bowl & Announce New Signing

Hissstory of Violence secured their first piece of silverware in the MML as they dispatched of their rivals, The Green Tide Titans in a comprehensive manner. World renowned lizardman mercenary, Slibli, made an appearance for the Violence. They were entering a game with only 10 players after suffering an injury in their last fixture versus the Thugz of Weldrake.  A second half touchdown from Colours Jr guaranteed the win for the lizardmen, after Salamence had given them the lead in the first half.

In the first half, Titans black orc, Kohn, was pronounced dead after a vicious hit from Komodo Joe. The Titans apothecary later upgraded his status to alive. League Apothecary, More_Shots, is investigating the incident. Violence coach, Crow, is delighted to have brought the trophy back to Jurassic Park. Especially after their stadium mates, TMNL, failed to win their quarter final tie.


Hissstory of Violence have also announced the signing of a new player today. Bane has joined the team over the course of this weekend and is believed to have signed a very lucrative deal which will keep him at the club for the foreseeable future.

Bane is know to suffer from respiratory problems (shown below wearing his medically prescribed mask) but the nature of this issue remains a mystery. What we do know about the Saurus is that he joins the club with an impressive record; Bane has previously injured 3 players and has murdered an additional 2 players on the field of play. He known to be an experienced blocker and a ruthless tackler. He will wear the number 8 loincloth at Hissstory of Violence which was recently vacated by Croconaw. Croconaw failed to injure or kill any players during his time at the club, therefore bringing the team into disrepute. In completely unrelated news, authorities are searching for Croconaw, who has been reported missing by his family.


Hissstory of Violence are looking to provide worthy opposition to all those brave enough to step on the field with them next season and club would like to wish the Scuttle Butts and Wrecking Kru a bloody and violence filled MML Championship Final. Though it very disappointing that no lizards made it to the final this year, you can be assured that they will be back with a vengeance next season.

Clear Eyes. Cold Blood. CAN’T LOSE.