Ice Earl Grey cuts loose…

Straight outta Feywild!

Crazy motherfunster named Ice Earl Grey,

From the gang called Pointies With Attitudes

When I’m called off, I got a dodge-off

Squeeze the trigger and long bombs are dumped off

You too, dorf, if you mess with me

The Board are gonna have to come and get me

Off your TZ, that’s how I’m going out

For the punk nufflers that’s showing out

Humies start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Mix ’em and cook ’em in a pot, like foie gras

Going off on the rat things like that

With a fireball that’s pointed at your ass

So give it up smooth

Ain’t no telling when I’m down for a GFI move

Here’s a elf potato rap to keep y’all dancin’

With a crime record like Knob Creek

AG5 is the tool

Don’t make me act a pointy eared fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I’m knocking Mummies out the box, daily

Yo, weekly, monthly and yearly

Until them dumb chorfs see clearly

That I’m down with Puff Kingly

Dorf, you can’t keep up with me

So when I’m on your astrogranite, you better duck

‘Cause Ice Earl grey is crazy as a goblin

As I leave, believe I’m evading your stompin’

But when I come back boy, I’m coming straight outta Feywild!

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