Insides report that an unconscious coach More_Shots was checked into a local hospital this morning under the fake name Don Jamaica. The coach was delivered to the hospital by a group of Skaven. The vehicle that he was dropped of in had a license plate of ONE TURN and is registered to famed Mauz one-turner Lashamute Squeek. The coach wreaked of booze and Mauzquick. His body was covered in cuts and bruises. It is unclear at this time the nature of the rest of his injuries and the severity of his condition. It would appear unlikely that the coach will be at the 5EDT kick off for tonight’s Power Hour game.