Dear Power Hour fans,
After an extremely long and heated plea deal negotiations The State vs More_Shots a.k.a. Don Jamaica have reached and agreement.
The district attorney is a know #OneTribe supporter and was difficult to deal with on several topics.
Johnnie CochRAM on the behavior of More_Shots has accepted an Alford style plea.
This will allow More_Shots to avoid any admission of guilt and hopefully allow this entire mess to be put behind him.
This deal had some unusual conditions:
More_Shots will serve 3 months jail time (To be served in the Death Valley Corrections facitlity Orcatraz)
More_Shots will is allowed work release to coach the Power Hour and PH based Farm Teams (The Power Hour will be forced to join the Death Valley Conference)
More_Shots will is limited to 1 drink per day (The medical staff warned that taking all alcohol away may be to great of a shock to his system and could lead to death)
More_Shots will has been stripped of his negotiating powers with the APO union and is forbidden to have contact with active APOs during games. (More_Shots has been reduced to a common secretary)
More_Shots will serve community service of 10 hour (This time is to be served announcing games)
More_Shots will not be allowed direct contact with the press (This was asked for by More_Shots)
More_Shots will attend substance abuse classes (We aren’t sure why, pretty sure it’s not going to help)
The Power Hour will wave the “Never Sober” clause from More_Shots contract (Bloodweiser stock plummets)
More_Shots a.k.a. Don Jamaica will now be sentenced and sent to Orcatraz. He will be known and inmate 0071917 for the duration of his stay.