Post Season Obituaries

Hello , Apothecary More_Shots here.  32 pro teams and 8 challenge league teams have battled this year seeking the glory and honor of becoming a champion.  But, this level of glory does not come without a price.  In the regular season the pros had 34 deaths.  That’s 128 games just to get to the post season.  This MMLPRO post season featured 6 bowl game and 6 playoff games leading up to tonight championship game that will crown the Season 3 MMLPRO Champion.  But, first lets look and the trail of bodies that was left in the wake.

The only death in the 6 MMLPRO bowl games occurred in the Circle of Happy Serenity Bowl

Loren Rockets








The challenge playoffs are not to be left out!  I would like to congratulate coach ReznorRulesYou and Stop Rolling Ones!!! on their championship.  On the way to their championship they left a blood trail that can be seen from space!  In their 3 game match a total of 7 players died… 4 of them being their own players.   The semi-final game between Rodentia Ad Nauseam and Stop Rolling Ones!!! featured 5 deaths and was almost more excitement than this fan could handle.  Here is a summary of the players that played their last game during the inaugural Challenge League Playoffs.

Round 1











Innsmouth Deep Ones









Rodentia Ad Nauseam

'Cutter' Leishmaniasis








Dirty Randy II








Stop Rolling Ones!!!

















F*** It








Challenge Championship Game

Stop Rolling Ones!!!









The MMLPRO Playoffs was far from a peaceful affair.  It has totaled 6 deaths going into tonight’s final game.

Round 1

Leaping Lizards










The video was corrupted and the players death could not be pictured.

Coach SeriousJest was able to able to confirm that Killmono Dragon was the player that had died.


Skuttle Butts


















The Cold Hard Truth









Skuttle Butts









MMLPRO Championship Game???

The championship game is currently planned for 8:30 PM Eastern Time.(12:30GMT)

The live feed to the game can be located at this link:

Watch Live


My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the Pro, Challenge, and . We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet and achieve fame and glory in the .

As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,