Another exciting week of MML action yields another record broken! The Snitchburg PieRats couldn’t even let Nuffle’s Holy Rollers enjoy their rushing record for more than a week before edging them off of the board. But one team’s tears are another team’s bourbon. So, Whiskey, please enjoy a badge custom-made for you by Fnords to commemorate the day you put on a show the fans won’t soon forget…
And while Stu’s White Owlz “only” tied the scoring record, he joins a small and elite fraternity of offensive powerhouses. Such is deserving of a custom-made badge by Fnords, as well:
As usual, no badge for the team that tied the INT record. But get me 2 in 1 match, and Fnords will make you an extra-special badge.
| Record | Stat | Team | Coach | Against | When |
| Highest Ball Possession Percentage | 93% | Wrecking kru | Caven08 | at Mauz | S3 Wk6 |
| Highest Percentage Occupation of Own Half | 56% | Itschodaddy | Its_cho_daddy | at Rookie Mistakes | S1 Wk3 |
| Thee Grandiose Gladiators | TigerShark4NU | at Bill COWher Power Hour | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Da Orcs of Rome | eddyeddy202 | vs. The Cold Hard Truth | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | at The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk1 | ||
| Highest Percentage Occupation of Opponent’s Half | 75% | North Grove Gale | CommieCOZY | vs. The Cheese Stands Alone | S2 Wk2 |
| Celebrity Reptiles | Stimee | v. Mauz | S3 Wk5 | ||
| Most Passes | 9 | Fresh Princes | MGiteau12 | at Seathiel Treehawks | S1 Wk3 |
| Most Successful Interceptions | 1 | Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Thee Grandiose Gladiators | S1 Wk1 |
| Darkmoon Blades | Leathyndra | vs. Skuttle Butts | S1 Wk3 | ||
| The Cold Hard Truth | Sestonn | at Mauz | S2 Wk1 | ||
| Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | at New Orcland Grunts | S2 Wk2 | ||
| Quelaag’s Khorne Flakes | GalfonOrbit | at Darvi Bloodwings | S2 Wk2 | ||
| Merthyr Shock’n’Ore | shakytumbleweed | at Darkmoon Blades | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Skuttle Butts | Spawn_Of_Cthulu | at Pierre’s Pastries | S2 Wk3 | ||
| Seathiel Treehawks | Sacerdotalist | vs. Wrecking kru | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Innsmouth Deep Ones | Whiskey_Tornado | at Nevermoor Ravens | S2 Wk4 | ||
| Thee Grandiose Gladiators | TigerShark4NU | vs. Mauz | S2 Wk8 | ||
| Cans wes eats it | CHASEJJ | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S3 Wk4 | ||
| Loren Rockets | Ponghines | at The Blitzkriegers | S3 Wk8 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | vs. Gottleib Gladiators | S3 Wk8 | ||
| Granite City Grimbeards | Just_Stevie13 | at Rodentia Ad Nauseam | S4 Wk2 | ||
| White Owlz | The_Stu176 | vs. Da Green Fist | S4 Wk3 | ||
| Dignity | Sestonn | vs. SupeR StreetFighter ElveS | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Leaf Dancers | Ponghines | at The Blitzkriegers | S4 Wk5 | ||
| Yate Yobz 2.3 | S130south | vs. White Owlz | S4 Wk6 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | at Yate Yobz 2.3 | S4 Wk7 | ||
| Innsmouth Deep Ones | Whiskey_Tornado | at Stop Rolling Ones!!! | S4 Wk7 | ||
| Dignity | Sestonn | at Just Norsin’ Around | S5 Wk2 | ||
| Mousillon Morningstars | sturmjarl | vs. Snitchburgh PieRats | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Praag no5 team | qwert0258 | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Rodentia Ad Nauseam | ntb_99 | vs. Witch’s Coven | S5 Wk4 | ||
| Most Blocks Succeeded | 86 | Norse Leap til Brooklyn | bortbot18 | at Repulsive Ratlings | S5 Wk1 |
| Most KOs Inflicted | 9 | Mauz | DaltMc | vs. The Dark Oak Deerskins | S2 Wk4 |
| Wrecking kru | Caven08 | vs. Norse Leap til Brooklyn | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Most Injuries Inflicted | 7 | Wrecking kru | Caven08 | vs. Norse Leap til Brooklyn | S4 Wk4 |
| Los Pumas | discodavo | vs. Leaf Dancers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| Most Kills Inflicted | 3 | Da Orcs of Rome | eddyeddy202 | vs. Skuttle Butts | S2 Wk6 |
| New Orcland Grunts | preach_mj | at The Kentucky Bourbons | S4 Wk4 | ||
| Most Yards Running | 202 | Snitchburg PieRats | Whiskey_Tornado | at The Mummy Factory | S5 Wk4 |
| Most Yards Passing | 122 | Dignity | Sestonn | vs. Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | S5 Wk3 |
| Most TDs | 6 | Rodentia Ad Nauseam | ntb_99 | at Da Green Fist | S4 Wk7 |
| Dignity | Sestonn | vs. Nuffle’s Holy Rollers | S5 Wk3 | ||
| White Owlz | The_Stu176 | vs. The Blitzkriegers | S5 Wk4 | ||
| Most Armour Breaks | 27 | Solus savers | CHASEJJ | vs. Princes of Arioch | S5 Wk3 |
| Most Players Expelled | 3 | New Orcland Grunts | preach_mj | at Mauz | S2 Wk6 |
| Thugz of Weldrake | Hairy_Warthog | at White Owlz | S3 Wk6 | ||
| Solus savers | CHASEJJ | at Leaping Lizard | S4 Wk4 |
Well. I guess I finally made it onto the record book… 😪
Me too Rez. 🙁
6TDs by Elves? #tainted – Rodentia Ad Nauseam… “The Original, and Best.”