The Best Things in Life Are B’s

Behold!

Beers, boobs, Bort, blood bowl, baseball!

Baseball is back, and it has pulled me yet again from the edge of a despondent madness. In its honor, here’s a team inspired by some of my favorite batsmen from the 80’s and 90’s.  They are: Frozen Ropes!

For you limey’s and assorted other uninitiated, a “frozen rope” is baseball slang for a particularly well-struck ball, its trajectory and velocity so impressive, it resembles a hempen line, frozen into the summer sky.

Let’s spam some Block into a skill-starved environment!  Put me in, coach, for I am ready to play, today.

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