Week 3 Injury Report

Hello MMLPro fans, League Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into week 3 and here is your injury update. This week injuries are down from 11 last week down to 7 for this week. But what we lack in number we are making up for in size. We have 2 injured Saurus and a Black Orc on the list this week. Their teams will greatly miss them this week.

INJURED, Saurus Monitor Wahlberg for Celebrity Reptiles

INJURED, Saurus Komodo Joe for Hisstory of Violence

INJURED, Black Orc Kohn for The Green Tide Titans

INJURED, Witch Elf Eldielle for Bloodshot Warriors

INJURED, Blitzer Snout Backfat for Pork Attack

INJURED, Lineman Warwich Lance for Gottleib Gladiators

INJURED, Thrower Snapper for The Green Tide Titans

(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record player)

*Eric Clapton – Tears in Heaven plays softly*

This week was a difficult week for the guys on the front line.  All deaths for week 2 happened to linemen.

Bloodshot Warriors

Lineman Laith: Deceased









Lineman Limtin: Deceased







Loren Rockets Lineman Dehniss: Deceased









Darkmoon Blades Lineman Hithtain: Deceased









Skuttle Butts Lineman Biter: Deceased









My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the MML and Farm. We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet victory and achieve fame and glory in the MML.

As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,