Week 5 Injury Report

Hello , Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into week 5 and here is your injury update.  I want to take this time to remind coaches that in season 3 players have begun to get more violent.  Mighty Blow, Claw, and even Pile On have begun to become skills that many players are developing.  So, if you are brave enough to field a Skaven team or Wood Elves make sure to do your best to protect them.  Otherwise they will wind up on my list.

INJURED, Runner Calthrin for Bloodshot Warriors

INJURED, Lineman Caemlor for Bloodshot Warriors

INJURED, Chaos Warrior Kardos Neth Shyesh for The Bastard Executioners

INJURED, Blocker Smelther Demon for The Bell Keepers

INJURED, Lineman Mikaal Orr for Nevermoor Ravens

INJURED, Skink Klitz of Despair for Reptile Dysfunction

INJURED, Thrower Telulan fro Seathirl Treehawks

INJURED, Lineman Veassen Aladanae for Thee Grandiose Gladiators

INJURED, Blitzer Fimbien for Nevermoor Ravens

INJURED, Lineman Maxmillian Fleisch for Los Pumas

INJURED, Black Orc Azhag Smash’Eyez for The New Orcland Grunts


(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record player)

*Prince – When Doves Cry plays softly*

As League Apothecary I would like to personal thank the Loren Rockets.  They have been getting players injured and killed at a staggering rate.  If they keep this up I will be able to retire early.

Loren Rockets

Lineman Lothuen: Deceased









Seathiel Treehawks

Wardancer Mal’nor: Deceased









Skuttle Butts

Lineman Decay: Deceased









My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the Pro, Challenge, and . We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet and achieve fame and glory in the .

As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,