Week 6 Injury Report

Hello , Apothecary More_Shots here we are heading into week 6 and here is your injury update.  It was another violent week in the MML.  A few star players look to be missing week 6.  TMNL’s Torpedoraptor, Wrecking Kru’s Graost, and fan favorite Pork Attack’s War Pig are all out this week.  This is War Pigs second major injury this year and rumors are flying around about a possible retirement.  If he does hang up his cleats he will have many opportunities around this league.  Could a possible side line reporting career be in the works or maybe he would be interested in being a guest APO at a few games.  He couldn’t do much worse than the ones that left these players in pieces.

INJURED, Linman Belarithra for White Owlz

INJURED, Blitzer Grath for Cans Wes Eats It

INJURED, Skink Torpedoraptor for TMNL

INJURED, Catcher Manfred Giggler for Gotteib Gladiators

INJURED, Blitzer Limthan for Darvi Bloodwings

INJURED, Thrower Graost for Wrecking Kru

INJURED, Blitzer Taldrir for Nevermoor Ravens

INJURED, Blitzer War Pig for Pork Attack

INJURED, Skink Billy for Leaping Lizards

INJURED, Skink Silly for Leaping Lizards

INJURED, Beastman Bill RAManowski for Bill Cowher Power Hour


BREAKING NEWS: The Loran Rockets have avoided injury and death this week and have begun rebuilding their roster.


(Puts the needle onto an old dusty record )

*Johnny Cash – Hurt plays softly*


Gottleib Gladiators

Lineman Gustaf Hamlyn: Deceased

Gustaf Hamlyn








White Owlz Lineman Elalu: Deceased









My condolences go out to all coaches who have lost players this week in the Pro, Challenge, and . We play a violent game and this is the price we all play for the opportunity to taste sweet and achieve fame and glory in the .

As always, I’ve got a shot for ya,